Osama bin Laden Declared Dead

[Old Pio]

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Reuters: Porn found inside bin Laden's compound

Didn't we learn subsequently that many (all?) of the 9/11 killers spent a lot of their free time in "gentlemen's clubs?" How can any brain wrap itself around the ideas that watching more or less pretty women take off their clothes and make themselves available for anonymous sex is okay, as is the imperative of killing as many Americans as possible (and themselves) because Americans don't lead the ascetic lives demanded by the prophet?

What would really be great here is if OBL's taste ran to the kinky or gay.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

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I thought Islam considered porn even more taboo then Mississippi Southern Baptist does?

 

[Kepler]

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I thought Islam considered porn even more taboo then Mississippi Southern Baptist does?

And Mississippi Southern Baptist preachers...

never mind.

 

[Old Pio]

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And Mississippi Southern Baptist preachers...

never mind.

Now you've done it, I've got Billie James Hargis images on my brain.

 

[Priceless]

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Wait...there's porn on the Internet?

 

[Old Pio]

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"A spokesman for the CIA said the final report on the OBL porn haul would be delayed, given the volume of material that needs to be reviewed."

How long 'till some entrepreneur somewhere puts out a boxed set, "The Osama bin Laden Collection," featuring an Arabic subtitled dub of "Das Butt?"

 

[aparch]

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Idiot Truck Driver Blows Through Red Lights/Crossing Gates in Chicago Suburb; Stock Market Dives

:facepalm:

Seriously America? Jesus F*ing Christ. It was a Truck/Train accident because some schlep decided that he was going to race the train (FYI, METRA moves at about 40 to 60MPH between stations. Even through the suburbs).



Like I posted earlier, the idiots in Chicago do a good enough job derailing trains themselves.

 

[Greyeagle]

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"A spokesman for the CIA said the final report on the OBL porn haul would be delayed, given the volume of material that needs to be reviewed."

How long 'till some entrepreneur somewhere puts out a boxed set, "The Osama bin Laden Collection," featuring an Arabic subtitled dub of "Das Butt?"

Reportedly Bin Laden's favorite was "Yank My Doodle, I'm A Dandy."

 

[Old Pio]

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Reportedly Bin Laden's favorite was "Yank My Doodle, I'm A Dandy."

Now that's funny.

"Florence of Arabia?"

 

[Greyeagle]

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Now that's funny.

"Florence of Arabia?"

On Golden Blonde?

 

[Hammer]

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Sheepless in Seattle?

 

[Kepler]

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It explains his obsession with the twin towers.

 

[solovsfett]

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MR. BLUE
How many dicks is that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Y7brwz6fA&feature=related

 

[Priceless]

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~ I'm dreaming of a bin Laden Christmas... ~

Disney has already trademarked the words "Seal Team 6," the name of the special forces team that killed Osama bin Laden, reports FishbowlNY. It took a mere two days after the announcement of Bin Laden's death for them to submit their application on May 2nd -- corporate capitalization on global issues at its most efficient.

Disney’s three applications for “Seal Team 6″ (available by searching the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office website) include an application for "Clothing, footwear and headwear," "Entertainment and education services," and "Toys, games and playthings; gymnastic and sporting articles (except clothing); hand-held units for playing electronic games other than those adapted for use with an external display screen or monitor; Christmas stockings; Christmas tree ornaments and decorations; snow globes."

 

[bronconick]

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What. The. ****.

How is a (secret) real world military unit designation even trademarkable?

Can someone trademark the 101st airborne or 1st Armored, too? History Channel pay a fee every time they do a tv show about WWII?

 

[Kepler]

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What. The. ****.

How is a (secret) real world military unit designation even trademarkable?

Can someone trademark the 101st airborne or 1st Armored, too? History Channel pay a fee every time they do a tv show about WWII?

It really has the ring of internet urban legend. But if not, please tell me they contribute a huge chunk to 9/11 victims' families.

 

[Priceless]

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It really has the ring of internet urban legend.

Unfortunately, no...

Word Mark SEAL TEAM 6
Goods and Services IC 041. US 100 101 107. G & S: Entertainment and education services
Standard Characters Claimed
Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Serial Number 85310970
Filing Date May 3, 2011
Current Filing Basis 1B
Original Filing Basis 1B
Owner (APPLICANT) Disney Enterprises, Inc. CORPORATION DELAWARE 500 South Buena Vista Street Burbank CALIFORNIA 91521
Attorney of Record Charles Steinberg
Type of Mark SERVICE MARK
Register PRINCIPAL
Live/Dead Indicator LIVE

Word Mark SEAL TEAM 6
Goods and Services IC 028. US 022 023 038 050. G & S: Toys, games and playthings; gymnastic and sporting articles (except clothing); hand-held units for playing electronic games other than those adapted for use with an external display screen or monitor; Christmas stockings; Christmas tree ornaments and decorations; snow globes
Standard Characters Claimed
Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Serial Number 85310966
Filing Date May 3, 2011
Current Filing Basis 1B
Original Filing Basis 1B
Owner (APPLICANT) Disney Enterprises, Inc. CORPORATION DELAWARE 500 South Buena Vista Street Burbank CALIFORNIA 91521
Attorney of Record Charles Steinberg
Type of Mark TRADEMARK
Register PRINCIPAL
Live/Dead Indicator LIVE

Word Mark SEAL TEAM 6
Goods and Services IC 025. US 022 039. G & S: Clothing, footwear and headwear
Standard Characters Claimed
Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Serial Number 85310957
Filing Date May 3, 2011
Current Filing Basis 1B
Original Filing Basis 1B
Owner (APPLICANT) Disney Enterprises, Inc. CORPORATION DELAWARE 500 South Buena Vista Street Burbank CALIFORNIA 91521
Attorney of Record Charles Steinberg
Type of Mark TRADEMARK
Register PRINCIPAL
Live/Dead Indicator LIVE

The patents are serial number 85310970, 85310966 and 85310957.

I can't wait for the Osama bin Laden 'Coonskin Turban.

 

[bronconick]

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Those are applications. Don't they have to be <strike>rubber stamped</strike> approved by some peon already in the pocket of large corporations?

 

[Patman]

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What. The. ****.

How is a (secret) real world military unit designation even trademarkable?

I wonder if the military can bring a pro-active lawsuit... on the other hand, they might not... if they can get a movie out during say Summer 2012 that might play into the campaign season.

 

[Priceless]

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Those are applications. Don't they have to be <strike>rubber stamped</strike> approved by some peon already in the pocket of large corporations?

Yep

New application will be assigned to an examining attorney approximately 3 months after filing date.