Re: Nice Planet, Part 2: A-holes on parade
Or suicide by cop.
It depends, I guess, on whether his name appears on a presidential 3X5 card.
Here's the good news: this story ends here. No more innocent victims. He either lives or dies. And if he dies, either he does it by his own hand or the cops do it. And if he has no hostages, he's dead meat. I'd imagine the odds favor suicide.
Or suicide by cop.