I teach snowboarding at a small (and I mean small... Like 120 vertical feet), park district owned ski hill in Bartlett, IL... I say it's like teaching at a snow covered speed bump... Anyways, last night, they had the cops there... The reason? A customer called 911 because the hill was "covered in ice, not snow" and that "there was absolutely no way that anyone could safely be out on the hill in these conditions"... "We were asking for someone to be seriously hurt or killed"...
So yea, the cops came out because they have to whenever a 911 call is placed... When the cops showed up, the woman that called and her husband went on and on about how the hill was covered in ice and was completely dangerous... The cops heard their argument out then went to speak with the hill staff... My direct supervisor was the high person on the totem pole, so she had to deal with all this... Basically she said that the hill was hard packed and fast, but navigable... The cops asked about what conditions would be needed to close the hill... Once it was explained to them the agreed that the conditions were not met... The cops agreed to a couple of other points about the hill and went back to explain this to the patron... The patron went off on the cop for not doing anything, basically saying "it's your job to protect people"... This is also when the following quote came out of the patron: "Snow is soft and fluffy.... This is hard and abrasive... If you fall on this, you will break something"... The cops were able to calm the couple down but that went out the window when they held up our end of not issuing a refund for their lift tickets... The cops then escorted the people off the property (not forcefully, but I guess it was to the point where it had to be implied since the woman started going ape poopy again...)
This is where I am gonna get in trouble, but the kicker on all of this: The person's ethnic origin was somewhere that doesn't have snow... We have this problem every year... Mostly it's minor stuff that doesn't hurt anyone like wearing jeans and a sweatshirt and then wondering why they are freezing their arse off after 30 minutes... Occasionally we have the argument about using the $12.99 plastic snowboard from Target or Wal-Mart and why that is different from the "Real" snowboards/skis that we require on the hill... That can sometimes get heated because they act like they spent a ton of money on the gear (and maybe they did, but that is for another time/place)... This takes the cake though... You really called 911 for this? I get that you might actually have been born in a country that doesn't have snow... Hell, you could have just moved to Chicago last year and thought that 80*F temps in March were the norm and Winter was a 4 week long thing... You live in America now... You need to get an effing clue..... You aren't dismissing any stereotypes by acting like this...