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Got Snow?
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Beer Pong Horn
soldier of fortune
Re: Got Snow?
Just because you use the mens' room as a brothel doesn't mean the rest of us should have to suffer having to care where we p*ss.
I only wish, bar bathrooms would be a hell of a lot cleaner.
Just because you use the mens' room as a brothel doesn't mean the rest of us should have to suffer having to care where we p*ss.
crazypotatoes
New member
Re: Got Snow?
In the UP drunk driving isn't a crime... it's a sport!Don't drink and drive!!
You might spill your drink.
Beer Pong Horn
soldier of fortune
Re: Got Snow?
I don't give a * where you p*ss, as long as it isn't my shoes.
From four stalls over.
Just because you use the mens' room as a brothel doesn't mean the rest of us should have to suffer having to care where we p*ss.
I don't give a * where you p*ss, as long as it isn't my shoes.
From four stalls over.
Re: Got Snow?
Dude. Stand closer to the urinal. I'm sure you're not that big. Your wife has hinted at it.
Just because you use the mens' room as a brothel doesn't mean the rest of us should have to suffer having to care where we p*ss.
Dude. Stand closer to the urinal. I'm sure you're not that big. Your wife has hinted at it.
Re: Got Snow?
They created the short urinals so I can let it hang. Recognize.
Dude. Stand closer to the urinal. I'm sure you're not that big. Your wife has hinted at it.
They created the short urinals so I can let it hang. Recognize.
Beer Pong Horn
soldier of fortune
Re: Got Snow?
Psst: it's not supposed to hang next to the handle.
They created the short urinals so I can let it hang. Recognize.
Psst: it's not supposed to hang next to the handle.
Re: Got Snow?
Probably looks like a vanilla Tootsie Roll in between two marshmallows.
Psst: it's not supposed to hang next to the handle.
Probably looks like a vanilla Tootsie Roll in between two marshmallows.
Re: Got Snow?
I hang it OVER the handle to keep it off of the urinal cake.
'Hoven, shouldn't you be getting your prostate checked? I heard that's what you wanted for Christmas......maybe BPH can help you out with that......
Psst: it's not supposed to hang next to the handle.
I hang it OVER the handle to keep it off of the urinal cake.
'Hoven, shouldn't you be getting your prostate checked? I heard that's what you wanted for Christmas......maybe BPH can help you out with that......
mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
Re: Got Snow?
Don't eat the big white mint
Don't eat the big white mint
huskyfan
New member
Re: Got Snow?
thank you!
It's still snowing. It hasn't stopped since 10am or so yesterday. Really coming down now. The drive should be fun today.
thank you!
SiouxTechie
USCHO's Most Hated Poster
Re: Got Snow?
The weather here is apparently nasty. Insterstates closed, church being cancelled, plows being pulled from the roads. Everyone in the region please be careful if you must travel.
The weather here is apparently nasty. Insterstates closed, church being cancelled, plows being pulled from the roads. Everyone in the region please be careful if you must travel.
St. Clown
Ideas Posted are Likely Not My Own
Re: Got Snow?
ETA:
At about the same time you were posting that, I was getting a light, misty rain in Farmington. This snow weighs a ton. And the plow tends to leave more snow in my driveway than in my neighbor's driveway. I'm not amused. I shoveled last night at around 9:00 or 10:00, removing 1.5 - 2-inches. This morning I went out again, and removed another +1 inch. I need to buy a snow blower.It's still snowing. It hasn't stopped since 10am or so yesterday. Really coming down now. The drive should be fun today.
ETA:
what else are we supposed to do when the weather gets bad?this is the weather thread?
c'mon guys - just get a ruler out and be done with it.
redheadzeb
New member
Re: Got Snow?
20-30 MPH winds are on the way for the SW MN plains region. It is still snowing at a pretty good clip as it has been since late yesterday afternoon. "Travel only in an emergency" has been issued. It is very flat out here; as you can imagine, winds not quite this strong can cause serious blizzard conditions.
There is already a 5' drift and growing up against the in-laws front door (facing WNW). Getting here was brutal once we got to the country roads. We are going nowhere now. Except, maybe to get more beer if we can find something open in town
Merry Christmas!
20-30 MPH winds are on the way for the SW MN plains region. It is still snowing at a pretty good clip as it has been since late yesterday afternoon. "Travel only in an emergency" has been issued. It is very flat out here; as you can imagine, winds not quite this strong can cause serious blizzard conditions.
There is already a 5' drift and growing up against the in-laws front door (facing WNW). Getting here was brutal once we got to the country roads. We are going nowhere now. Except, maybe to get more beer if we can find something open in town
Merry Christmas!
PrezdeJohnson09
Proud supporter of Osmirwich hockey
Re: Got Snow?
December 8: 6:00 P.M.
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat by the window for hours watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!!!
December 9:
We woke up to a beautiful landscape of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a little boy again. What a perfect life.
December 12:
The sun had melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible, Bob is such a nice man. I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14:
Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life!! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling., but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15:
20 inches forecast. Sold my van and purchased a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tire's for the wife's car and two extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.
December 16:
Ice storm this morning. Fell on my *** on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17:
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for five hours. I had to pile blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20:
Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the **** stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day, god**** snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying.Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snowblower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 23:
Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she.nuts??? Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did, but I think she's lying.
December 24:
6". Snow packed so hard by the snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a ***** who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
shoveling and then he comes down the street 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been!!! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open presents, but I was busy watching for the God**** snowplow.
December 25:
Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the rotten slop overnight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow!!! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her.
December 8: 6:00 P.M.
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat by the window for hours watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!!!
December 9:
We woke up to a beautiful landscape of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a little boy again. What a perfect life.
December 12:
The sun had melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible, Bob is such a nice man. I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14:
Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life!! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling., but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15:
20 inches forecast. Sold my van and purchased a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tire's for the wife's car and two extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.
December 16:
Ice storm this morning. Fell on my *** on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17:
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for five hours. I had to pile blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20:
Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the **** stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day, god**** snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying.Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snowblower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 23:
Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she.nuts??? Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did, but I think she's lying.
December 24:
6". Snow packed so hard by the snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a ***** who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
shoveling and then he comes down the street 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been!!! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open presents, but I was busy watching for the God**** snowplow.
December 25:
Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the rotten slop overnight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow!!! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her.