Dump Term 2, 1.01: Sleep Now in the Fire

[Handyman]

Keith Edwards (@keithedwards.bsky.social)

Is Donald Trump going to go suggest they rake the forests?

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At least they won't have to worry about FEMA coming to steal their land! I need to ask if we Jews control forest fires too...

 

[aparch]

Re: Atlanta Fed. LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Handyman]

-3% GDP is good right?

 

[Handyman]

Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social)

HHS employees received two emails this morning about new requirement to reply to DOGE's "what did you do last week" email. I'm reproducing the text verbatim. First (left) sent at 6:44am, second (right) about an hour later.

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HHS is in mass disarray...

 

[Handyman]

Pam Bondi in "circle the wagons" mode over the Epstein Files debacle. She was "duped" and now blames the Southern District who is "sitting on 100s of pages". Sure think Pammy...

 

[Handyman]

Ryan Enos (@ryanenos.bsky.social)

In what sense do we have a Constitution if the executive can just pick and choose which laws to enforce?

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They. Aren't. Even. Hiding. It.

 

[Proud2baLaker]

Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social)

HHS employees received two emails this morning about new requirement to reply to DOGE's "what did you do last week" email. I'm reproducing the text verbatim. First (left) sent at 6:44am, second (right) about an hour later.

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HHS is in mass disarray...

The "assume the email will be read by maligned foreign actors" part is just amazing.

 

[Handyman]

Yeah that definitely stood out...

 

[aparch]

Kash Patel announcing the FBI will be looking into where the missing $200 Billion of the "$350 Billion" given to Ukraine went, despite every public accounting log shows just $120 Billion has been allocated for Ukraine defense (ie: purchasing new supplies and weapons for US defense and shipping Ukraine the out-of-date stuff).


Welp, Trump found his "Iraqi WMD's" and we're gonna go to Russians defense by April.

 

[mookie1995]

Kash Patel announcing the FBI will be looking into where the missing $200 Billion of the "$350 Billion" given to Ukraine went, despite every public accounting log shows just $120 Billion has been allocated for Ukraine defense (ie: purchasing new supplies and weapons for US defense and shipping Ukraine the out-of-date stuff).


Welp, Trump found his "Iraqi WMD's" and we're gonna go to Russians defense by April.

But all these weapons sent are now in the hands of Mexican cartel members according to twitter

 

[mookie1995]

Pam Bondi in "circle the wagons" mode over the Epstein Files debacle. She was "duped" and now blames the Southern District who is "sitting on 100s of pages". Sure think Pammy...

Why the fuck isn’t she then flying up to nyc and getting this stuff herself?? She should have keys to the building

 

[psych]

You know the answer to that.

Wait, we can say fuck again? Fuck yeah.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social)

BREAKING — The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has just announced the closure of major regional offices in Philly, LA and Chicago, per email shared with me. “5 alarm fire,” SEC employee tells me. Full email text:

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[Handyman]

Why the fuck isn’t she then flying up to nyc and getting this stuff herself?? She should have keys to the building

Cause she is a fall guy...

 

[Handyman]

Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social)

BREAKING — The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has just announced the closure of major regional offices in Philly, LA and Chicago, per email shared with me. “5 alarm fire,” SEC employee tells me. Full email text:

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The invisible hand is about to give us all "The Shocker"...

 

[Jimjamesak]

25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico start tomorrow. Plus the tariffs on Chinese products will double from 10% to 20%.

Odds we’ll be in a full on depression by next month?