Of that list of four terrible chain restaurants, one was saved by the lyrics to a bad bro-country song (which will always make me laugh how corporate executives **** their pants scrambling to bring the dessert highlighted in the chorus *back* to the menu when it was cancelled prior to that song).
And 100% agreed that the shi**ier the building housing the non-chain restaurant, the better the food.
Best BBQ I've had so far in my life was from what looked like an abandoned warehouse down a narrow alley. They had a bar and coffee shop in the front half of the decrepit building, and zero signs of the BBQ joint.
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According to this thread, the worst insult you can make to the American working class is to say one of those four restaurants isn't good.
They aren't garbage because the Great Unwashed eat there. They're garbage because their owners have pushed everything to LCD.
All of these started out okay.
- Applebee’s
- Buffalo Wild Wings
- IHOP
- Chili’s
- Cracker Barrel
- Texas Roadhouse
- Denny’s
- Olive Garden
- Outback Steakhouse
- Red Lobster
- Panera *
- Cheesecake Factory
- Five Guys *
- Red Robin
- TGI Fridays
- Bob Evans
- Pei Wei
- PF Changs *
- Ruby Tuesday
- Carrabas
- Boston Market *
- Dave & Buster's
- Cold Stone
- Legal Sea Food *
- Melting Pot
- Old Spaghetti Factory
- Baja Fresh
Some (*) started out GREAT.
All of them have become sh-t on a shingle, because of mass production capitalism.
Eat at family owned, single location family restaurants. They can be healthy or unhealthy, locally sourced or utterly irresponsible, expensive or affordable or dirt cheap, clean or dirty, I don't care. DO NOT GO TO CHAINS.
And I'll absolutely eat at some here and there. I avoid when I can, but sometimes I want a steak and Texas Roadhouse is the least worst option. Or sometimes I'm in bumfuck, IL on the road and the only thing remotely convenient is a Cracker Barrel.
I beg your pardon. Five Guys is not ****.
Five Guys was good, but it went in the sh0tter like all the rest.
Look at the yelp review and pick some restaurant run by some Dumpy, it'll be better and better for your soul, I promise.
Be sure to ask for the Yelper Special.Look at the yelp review and pick some restaurant run by some Dumpy, it'll be better and better for your soul, I promise.