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What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

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goldy_331 said:
Pfft, it's just Darwinism. It won't end humanity, just one segment of it, most of us will escape unscathed.
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At least until the military is zombie-assimilated and begins to force the citizenry into playing so they'll be pacified, and androids are physically deactivated to prevent anything from helping. Oh wait, that's Star Trek again...
 
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So, what do they do in the county next to where you work?

Judge Deborah C. Welsh sentenced Carrion to a suspended jail sentence and ordered her to undergo training in how to properly sacrifice animals through a class Idizol’s group offers.
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The best part of this is while the article makes you imagine, say, Honduras, the county in question is chock full of extreme tighty whitey Caucasians of the horsey set. IINM it's one of the richest counties in the United States.

Edit: check that. It is the richest.

So, think cock fighting in Marin County.
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Outside of Sanibel/Naples/Marco and certain parts of Miami, that whole state is a wasteland of trailer parks and golf course McMansions, and is beyond saving. I never thought I would say this, but Florida might actually be a sh*ttier state than Ohio.
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One of the morning radio shows here plays a daily game called "It happened in Florida" where they give three wacky stories and you guess which one happened in Florida. Again, daily.
 
FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Outside of Sanibel/Naples/Marco and certain parts of Miami, that whole state is a wasteland of trailer parks and golf course McMansions, and is beyond saving. I never thought I would say this, but Florida might actually be a sh*ttier state than Ohio.
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There's a reason Florida is the only state with its own Fark tag.
 
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Gags the clown?

Wisconsin residents are calling police, asking about a disheveled clown walking through Green Bay with four black balloons.

But, there's not much police can do. The clown doesn't appear armed or dangerous — just really creepy.

"This person is not breaking the law," said Captain Kevin Warych of the Green Bay Police Department. "He can walk in a clown costume anywhere he wants."

The clown, who is being referred to as Gags – The Green Bay Clown, was first spotted at 2 a.m. Aug. 1, according to a fan Facebook page that popped up the next day.

Commenter Shannon Mueller said if she met Gags, she would "curl into the fetal position and die of heart exploding from pure terror."

Photos of Gags show a figure with full face makeup – high eyebrows, hollow eyes and a black smile. The clown wears a soiled-looking jumpsuit with a ruffled collar.

Some believe Gags is part of a horror film, but others say they haven’t seen a camera crew.

Warych said he's surprised that Gags has gone viral.

"At the end of the day, it’s just a person walking around in clown costume."
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In WI no less. Photo of Gags
 
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