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Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

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: You know there are only two posters on the DIII USCHO forum, yourself, Matthew Webb and his alaises. :p
 
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: Your significant other, DOESN”T consider themselves a Hockey Widow/Widower because they are as obsessed as you are.
 
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: You go to the Twin Ports so many times for games that you have this page bookmarked.

: You know that Brockport supposedly has a bang-up Pretzel™
 
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you've returned from road trips at 6:00 AM.

you've driven from Elmira, NY to Salem,MA in blizzards

you've dumped girlfriends because of their lack of understanding of my passion for hockey

you buy studded snow tires for hockey travel
 
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walktheline said:
Cheese Region
CSS vs. UWS
Cheer (to CSS fan section): "Private school pus***!"
From CSS fan section: "You'll work for us one day!"

good highway rivalry
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My favorite is walking out of MARS and the "Saints" fans chanting "go back to your trailers" as they are loading onto a short yellow bus and we are getting into our cars.
 
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PrezdeJohnson09 said:
: When you attend Morrisville's first ever D-III game and proceed to call a girl a puck bunny and then she threatens to beat you up while Oswego is winning 9-1.
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Was she bigger than you?

You've never met Webb in person, but consider him to be a good guy.

You'll be in Duluth over Thanksgiving and wonder if you'll recognize Webb without having to ask anyone?
 
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joecct said:
Was she bigger than you?

You've never met Webb in person, but consider him to be a good guy.

You'll be in Duluth over Thanksgiving and wonder if you'll recognize Webb without having to ask anyone?
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: You know that you'll be able to recognize Webb without asking anyone because he'll be the guy toting around your cheese gift basket.

: Your roommate moved to Minnesota from New York and the only way you know each other is because of the DIII Fan Forum

: Your roommate covers the MIAC
 
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: You spend the entire "Frozen Four" weekend responding to the wrong name and claiming to work for a defunct hockey magazine in a state you've never visited... all because that press pass is like gold (not saying who ;) ).

: You use up all of your vacation time and follow your favorite team to France.
 
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:your motorcycle insurer is Dairyland, and when you see where their office is, you wonder how far from the Willett that is. (just over a mile apparently).

:you've driven to Boston, flown to Milwaukee, and driven to Green Bay and Stevens Point to see a Friday and Saturday regular season game, and gone back to be at work Monday. But you did get to see Lambeau and the hall of Fame, and have some Point beer on the trip!
 
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You know what 'pink fluffy bunnies' are, furthermore you know they are seen in September and October, not just April.
 
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: you've went outside between periods so you can "warm up"!

: you have been told to "shut up-you're making it worse" by a player on the ice during a bad call while you are in the stands.
 
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norm1909 said:
Most townies actually have heard of your schools Hockey Program :cool:
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...while most students have not :(

: You've spent an evening holding a phone up to a radio speaker to broadcast a playoff game to a cell phone in the middle of a crowd at the DI ECACs.

:You have 8-10 year old WAVE clips of RIT screwing up, and they're still funny.
 
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