: Conversely, you get all ticked off the first time you go to Utica but the ice melts, and they move the game to Hamilton, which is already on your D3 rink list.
: You know that listening to Ducky doesn't mean you dodged a puck.
: You remember the time you got pulled over in Shiocton on Highway 54 for having a burned out tail light. You also remember being informed your license was suspended for failing to pay a parking ticket you never knew you had received. The officer didn't care that you were a broke college student just trying to cover a game at St. Norbert and made you call Caveman to come pick you up -- in a blizzard.
: You know what "The Crack" is.
: You wear a headset into the arena so you can listen to the game on the radio.