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Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

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: One can mention the Cheese, RIT, Adrian or CCCP regions (or the adjunct Pretzel sub-region) and it all makes perfect sense to you.

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Edit: After all these months that moose remains just plain awesome.
 
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You know that a Golden Gustie isn't some sort of perverted X-rated maneuver.

You look at half husked ears of corn a little differently than the rest of the world.
 
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You show up three hours early, full face paint and authentic jersey, to save your 'usual seat'. Your seat consists of a metal bench that is -10F but it's the best spot to watch 'your guys' come out of the double wide trailer that doubles as a locker room.
 
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If west to you means Wisconsin and Minnesota.

You consider Bill Beaney and Bob Emery on the same level as Phil Jackson, John Wooden, Bear Bryant, Vince Lombardi, and Scott Bowman as the best all-time coaches.
 
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Cheese Region
CSS vs. UWS
Cheer (to CSS fan section): "Private school pus***!"
From CSS fan section: "You'll work for us one day!"

good highway rivalry
 
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You take off work and plan your vacation time for Lake Placid, NY in the third week of March.
 
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You spend Friday and Saturday nights in the Colorado Winter sitting in front of your computer listening to Puck Voice calling the Norwich games. Simultaneously you scan the "(fill in the date) Scores, Rants and Raves" thread to keep up with the other games.
 
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: You remember the time you got pulled over coming back from an Oswego game against Potsdam going 60 in a 40 zone passing another car on Route 104 during a blinding snowstorm, and got out of a ticket because you told the police officer you were from the "big" city of Rochester covering an Oswego hockey game.
 
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: You remember the time you got pulled over in Shiocton on Highway 54 for having a burned out tail light. You also remember being informed your license was suspended for failing to pay a parking ticket you never knew you had received. The officer didn't care that you were a broke college student just trying to cover a game at St. Norbert and made you call Caveman to come pick you up -- in a blizzard.
 
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: You get all giddy inside the first time you have to travel to Morrisville knowing that you can add another D3 rink to your list.
 
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: You've lost track of how many times you traveled to an away game, hoping there would be tickets, and luckly always got them.
 
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You remember how awesome places like the old Stafford, Romney, Duke Nelson, etc used to be.
 
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Russell Jaslow said:
: You get all giddy inside the first time you have to travel to Morrisville knowing that you can add another D3 rink to your list.
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: Conversely, you get all ticked off the first time you go to Utica but the ice melts, and they move the game to Hamilton, which is already on your D3 rink list.
 
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