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Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

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: You broke into your own car yesterday using nothing but a bottle opener and a hockey stick signed by an entire DIII team.
 
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Elmira_College-Fan said:
You go to your women's game at 2pm and stay all day to watch the men's at 7
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: Your college has 20 sports, 18 of which you've never seen even once. But you've had season tickets to both men's and women's hockey since before the first-ever puck drop.
 
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1. You've had an Unger Dog and a Dome Dog in the same weekend!
2. You've been cussed out in sign language
3. You've heard a grown man call a female NY State Trooper the C-word
4. You've watched the same grown man be taken off the bus and strip-searched the next year before being allowed into the arena.
 
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BulldogProf said:
: Your college has 20 sports, 18 of which you've never seen even once. But you've had season tickets to both men's and women's hockey since before the first-ever puck drop.
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You view basketball games as an annoyance because they make it harder to get to the back entrance of the arena.
 
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Boat4Sale said:
1. You've had an Unger Dog and a Dome Dog in the same weekend!
2. You've been cussed out in sign language
3. You've heard a grown man call a female NY State Trooper the C-word
4. You've watched the same grown man be taken off the bus and strip-searched the next year before being allowed into the arena.
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yup!
 
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:You remember that the ten year anniversary of this appearing in the UWSP school paper is a mere 13 days away:

"As usual, I took my seat in the section next to the opponents' bench; not only to get a better view of the game, but more importantly to separate myself from the disgrace that has come to be known as the "Rowdy Crowd."


: You also haven't seen its no-chinned piece of garbage author anywhere near Division III hockey since.
 
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XYZ said:
:You remember that the ten year anniversary of this appearing in the UWSP school paper is a mere 13 days away:

"As usual, I took my seat in the section next to the opponents' bench; not only to get a better view of the game, but more importantly to separate myself from the disgrace that has come to be known as the "Rowdy Crowd."


: You also haven't seen its no-chinned piece of garbage author anywhere near Division III hockey since.
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If you ever wanted to hunt the person down who said this about the Rowdy Crowd and punch them right in the spleen for being so stupid even though you have no directly affiliation with the group he insulted.
 
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You schedule "special office hours" between periods of the hockey games for all your classes. :D
 
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UCBadger said:
You schedule "special office hours" between periods of the hockey games for all your classes. :D
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You cancel Friday afternoon office hours if the administration is so rude as to schedule classes on the day of the semifinal round of the ECAC playoffs.
 
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NUProf said:
You cancel Friday afternoon office hours if the administration is so rude as to schedule classes on the day of the semifinal round of the ECAC playoffs.
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You schedule only Tuesday/Thursday classes (prof <i>or</i> student) so that will never be a problem!:D

(Although, to be sure, I'll probably never catch up with NUProf in fandom.)
 
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While a Division I fan could certainly find it funny, you understand what makes this video truly hilarious.
 
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NUProf said:
You arena is state of the art, except for the fact that you have to walk to a different building to use the "facilities"
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You haven't been out here recently. We got indoor plumbing after the 2007 season. It's great. ;)
 
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