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Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

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: you have difficulty distinguishing between the 4H barn and the actual arena
 
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You know that Stout has the best toilet paper in any D-III arena in the West.
 
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: You think the Hershey Park Arena and the Utica Auditorium are everything that's right about hockey.

: You wish you were back in New York and going to hockey games tonight instead of enjoying 85 degree weather in Arizona.

: You witnessed a game in Phoenix where the Utica Auditorium season's average will exceed the amont of Coyotes fans at the Hawks/Yotes game last night.:eek:
 
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:Your team is hosting the conference tournament but there's no coverage by the local media because they're covering a girls high school basketball game.
 
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You know North Adams State College is somewhere in the Berkshires and there is no interstate highway to get to it!
 
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elbojpb said:
Stop in and say hello to Fornax while you're out there. Deeth, Nv can't be too far away.
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That's a haul. 854 drive miles. For comparison's sake...that's Elmira to St. Norbert on the nuts. Also 854 miles...

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CARDS_rule_the_Burgh said:
: You know that it's 854 miles driving from Elmira, NY to De Pere, WI. :D
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You compare the distance from Adrian, MI to Collegeville, MN to the distance from Adrian, MI to Fredonia, NY in order to make a point about the lack of sense in NCAA rules. The worst part is, you care about the result.
 
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:When the weekend's games are almost over before the weekend previews get posted on USCHO. :rolleyes:
 
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: You keep a file listing the mileage as driven in your car from your house and your workplace to every D3 rink you've been to for future reference.

: Then, when you have no more to add, you start taking different routes and record those distances.
 
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You know that the rating scale for soft pretzels has been perfected to an exact science.
 
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