Re: USCHO Music Thread: We All Have A Crush On Shirley Manson
OK, today was Die Meistersinger, and it was about as far from Parsifal as parsible nyuck nyuck.
That's a triple threat joke, because DM is a playfully clever meta-lesson about singing and poetry and capital 'A' Art, and it's also, and I swear I'm not kidding, up tempo. The plot is fun and moves along, the characters are great, and they even chat and flirt (in church!) and joke and do pratfalls. Wagner wrote a RomCom, and it works!
First off, and this is IINM unique in the entire Wagnerian canon,
nobody dies. One character does get the ever-loving sh-t kicked out of him (and it's problematic because he's the ur-Jewish stereotype and villain), but nobody gets run through by a holy lance and nobody pines away for lost love until they melt into a pool of tears. There are also no magic water fowl.
If you are brand new to Wagner I recommend DM as the ideal starter. It's even short -- for Wagner -- at a shade under 4:30, which is basically a 10-inning Yankees Red Sox game on ESPN. Only, in this one, the good guys win.
Tomorrow is Der fliegende Holländer, which is the last stop before I begin
SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET.
The story so far:
1. Tristan und Isolde: 10; austere, romantic, the most beautiful music ever written, one of the maybe six justifications (tops) for humanity to have existed
2. Lohengrin: 7; lovely, fantastical
3. Tannhauser: 5; erotic, bizarre
4. Parsifal: 2, inert, interminable
5. Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg: 9; good humored, bourgeois, pleasant
To go:
6. Der fliegende Holländer
Der Ring des Nibelungen (all 15 f-cking hours of it):
7. Das Rheingold
8. Die Walküre
9. Siegfried
10. Götterdämmerung
after which I won't be afraid of the virus because either I'll be dead or I won't be afraid of
anything ever again. That's not a knife; look at this sheet music.