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TIGER WOODS hurt in car accident.

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Maybe he'll stand on the 9th Hole at Augusta and give a tearful "I have sinned" speech. :eek: ;)
 
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This thread title turned out to be ironic...

Maybe it just comes down to cheapness. There are hookers whose whole business is top tier political, entertainment, sports and media leaders, and I suspect they're quite diverting. They're expensive, though, because they're paid to keep their mouths shut when not professionally engaged.
 
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Kepler said:
This thread title turned out to be ironic...

Maybe it just comes down to cheapness. There are hookers whose whole business is top tier political, entertainment, sports and media leaders, and I suspect they're quite diverting. They're expensive, though, because they're paid to keep their mouths shut when not professionally engaged.
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I believe that was Charlie Sheen's philosophy as well. Spitzer was only tripped up because of money laundering surveillance at a small bank, not because the pro went to TMZ.
 
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Woods apologized for "transgressions" but didn't say what they were.

Obviously he is doing someone other than his wife.
 
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Kepler said:
This thread title turned out to be ironic...

Maybe it just comes down to cheapness. There are hookers whose whole business is top tier political, entertainment, sports and media leaders, and I suspect they're quite diverting. They're expensive, though, because they're paid to keep their mouths shut when not professionally engaged.
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you don't pay them for sex. you pay them to go away after and keep quiet. ;)
 
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JF_Gophers said:
Obviously he is doing someone other than his wife.
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It doesn't have to be a someone....

Carl Spackler said:
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
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Let me be the first to offer my sympathies to Elin. If she needs a shoulder to cry on, mine is available. And if she wants to get back at Tiger by sleeping with someone, well, I'd be willing to take one for the team.
 
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Greyeagle said:
What the line Tiger supposedly said, "I need a mansion for a finger."?
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He called it a "Kobe Bryant special" and a "house on a finger". Supposedly. In the same sentence he supposedly said he was going to Zales, which is slightly below his stature.
 
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Priceless said:
He called it a "Kobe Bryant special" and a "house on a finger". Supposedly. In the same sentence he supposedly said he was going to Zales, which is slightly below his stature.
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That's it, thanks!
I forgot about the Zales part, that does seem a little K-Marty.
 
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It's pretty obvious from what isn't in Tiger's statement what's going on here...

Seriously, Tiger... you have a hot Swedish supermodel as your wife. I know that fidelity might mean less to you than it does for people like me, but are you kidding me?

Kepler said:
That wouldn't work because on the third day it would rise again.
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Wow. Good work.
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
Seriously, Tiger... you have a hot Swedish supermodel as your wife. I know that fidelity might mean less to you than it does for people like me, but are you kidding me?
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I'm reminded of the old adage "Behind every beautiful woman is a man tired of putting up with her shiat." ;)

As a practical matter, I hope his little flings are at least as hot as his wife (future ex-wife?) ... If you're going to risk your marriage, reputation and career, you'd better do it with a hot chick. Unless you work at ESPN ... or in the Oval Office. :eek: :p
 
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