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TIGER WOODS hurt in car accident.

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Everyone is entitled to a tragic flaw. I like Paris Hilton.
 
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Well, after all the press and hoopla over Tiger's encounter with a hydrant and local flora the FHP determined that his accident will cost him a $164 citation and 4 points on his driving record. Glad we can put this national tragedy to rest now.:rolleyes:
 
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Bigus Paulus said:
Well, after all the press and hoopla over Tiger's encounter with a hydrant and local flora the FHP determined that his accident will cost him a $164 citation and 4 points on his driving record. Glad we can put this national tragedy to rest now.:rolleyes:
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I hope so, but the hookers are coming out of the woodwork now. Various media "reports" (of the triple hearsay variety) claim there's more than just one doxy involved.
 
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Old Pio said:
I hope so, but the hookers are coming out of the woodwork now. Various media "reports" (of the triple hearsay variety) claim there's more than just one doxy involved.
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I caught this gem on the ESPN ticker "The 911 operator in the Wood's accident retained a lawyer":confused:
 
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Old Pio said:
I hope so, but the hookers are coming out of the woodwork now. Various media "reports" (of the triple hearsay variety) claim there's more than just one doxy involved.
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I would just like to say that "doxy" is one of the great words of the English language. :)

However, perhaps the ladies in question are simply the source of the rumor, and not more intimately linked with it.
 
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ScottM said:
Makes sense ... even his neighobr's retained a lawyer. :rolleyes:
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After reading this, I have now retained the services of Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro.

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Seeing as TMZ has hacked my comp and stolen all of my jokes to make into their stories I plan to be represented by these guys!

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DENNY CRANE!
 
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Another woman from Las Vegas has come forward with details of a multi-year affair. She says she has texts, calls, etc to prove it. Given how aggressive Tiger legally pursues people who invade his privacy, I would think this woman has pretty compelling evidence.
 
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Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
Another woman from Las Vegas has come forward with details of a multi-year affair. She says she has texts, calls, etc to prove it. Given how aggressive Tiger legally pursues people who invade his privacy, I would think this woman has pretty compelling evidence.
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I never understand why people keep these texts and calls. So they can blackmail them later?
 
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The Paragon of Virtue said:
I never understand why people keep these texts and calls. So they can blackmail them later?
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Possibly. She apparently has over 300 texts. These women who have affairs with celebrities have to know there may be a juicy story of it someday.

Or maybe she was in love and kept Tiger's texts as love tokens ;)
 
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Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
Possibly. She apparently has over 300 texts. These women who have affairs with celebrities have to know there may be a juicy story of it someday.

Or maybe she was in love and kept Tiger's texts as love tokens ;)
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Hell, the way women talk, I'm surprised anything truthful, or not, about Tiger messing around didn't spill out eons ago.
 
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ScottM said:
Hell, the way women talk, I'm surprised anything truthful, or not, about Tiger messing around didn't spill out eons ago.
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maybe they all thought they were "the special ONE".. wanted to keep it a secret ;)

now that one is out of the closet, what's to keep the others :cool:
 
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Saving texts and voice mails shows a certain level of effective forward planning. However, it pales in comparison to saving a stained dress! :eek:
 
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Old Pio said:
Saving texts and voice mails shows a certain level of effective forward planning. However, it pales in comparison to saving a stained dress! :eek:
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Never underestimate the potential disturbed mental state of a woman: The "booty call girl" of a college buddy of mine had saved the used profilactics he had tossed in her waste basket. He found them in her drawer one night while looking for fresh one.....in the dark.:eek:

Needless to say, word got around about that girl right quick. That is straight-up bat-sh*t crazy.
 
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Plante26 said:
Never underestimate the potential disturbed mental state of a woman: The "booty call girl" of a college buddy of mine had saved the used profilactics he had tossed in her waste basket. He found them in her drawer one night while looking for fresh one.....in the dark.:eek:

Needless to say, word got around about that girl right quick. That is straight-up bat-sh*t crazy.
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just goes to show that you shouldn't use one :p or flush them (i mean, it's not YOUR toilet)
 
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Tiger has a new Nike ad campaign
"Just Do Me"
 
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I heard the VM recording Tigger left for whateverthehellhernameis this morning on the radio and I don't think he thought this one through.....too funny.
 
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