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TIGER WOODS hurt in car accident.

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What do Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? Both are clubbed by Scandenavians!

Why did Tiger's wife use a 9-iron on the Escalade? Because she didn't like the driver!

:D
 
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Jesper Parnevik, the Swedish golfer who along with his wife, Mia, introduced Elin Nordegren to Tiger Woods, is none too pleased with the world's No. 1 golfer.

Parnevik, 44, who is playing at the PGA Tour's qualifying tournament in West Palm Beach, Fla., told the Golf Channel on Wednesday that "I really feel sorry for Elin," in light of reports that Woods has been unfaithful.

Woods issued an apology on his Web site Wednesday for "transgressions," in the wake of a report that he had a 31-month affair with a Los Angeles woman.

Nordegren, 29, began working for the Parneviks as a nanny in 2000. She was first introduced to Woods at the 2001 British Open and they were married in 2004.

"I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I really feel sorry for Elin -- since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

In a statement issued Wednesday, Woods strongly denied any physical altercation between him and his wife. "The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious."

According to Windermere (Fla.) police chief Daniel Saylor, Woods' wife of five years used a golf club to break the back window of Woods' SUV to get him out of the car after she heard the accident in the early hours of Saturday.

Parnevik, a five-time PGA Tour winner, said he has had no contact with Woods since the accident on Friday.

"It's a private thing of course," he said. "But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff ... And maybe not just do it, like Nike says."

:)

Someone is just unhappy they are in Q School right now...
 
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Haven't seen it, so here's the official Woods family Christmas photo:

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***:D

Tennis anyone:confused:

I always thought he was scumbag:eek:
 
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Someone is just unhappy they are in Q School right now...

Ouch.

It would probably carry a little more weight if the nanny wasn't allegedly a PGA pegboard before landing her man.
 
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As a practical matter, I hope his little flings are at least as hot as his wife (future ex-wife?) ... If you're going to risk your marriage, reputation and career, you'd better do it with a hot chick. Unless you work at ESPN ... or in the Oval Office. :eek: :p

Yep, hot.
 
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So, this first chick, the NYC... club promoter? Or something? What does that mean, anyway? Is she basically just a whore?
 
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So, this first chick, the NYC... club promoter? Or something? What does that mean, anyway? Is she basically just a whore?
Pretty much they just go around and try to do promotions to fill up clubs. And make sure people are enjoying their experience. That's what I've seen when I've encountered them at least.
 
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So, this first chick, the NYC... club promoter? Or something? What does that mean, anyway? Is she basically just a whore?

Stripper without the stripping. Think of the Hooters college football camp followers. Horny guys are really easy to part with their money.
 
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I also play hockey. :p
Either way, a cyclist or a hockey player would be considered athletes.
A golfer? Not a chance. :)

A golfer is an athlete in the same way that a bowler or a billiards player are athletes.
 
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