Rep Retirement Lodge 90: This Poll Sucks!!!

[A Shot and a Goal]

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So, that's what the shots call it on turkey day.

As opposed to the gmann clan stuffing itself silly at your family's restaurant. It's a great tradition you have. Thanksgiving Day: It's blubber-riffic!

 

[leswp1]

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On the radio I just heard that 29% of married couples share underwear.

Heh. When I was pregnant I stole Mr's undies because I had none that fit.

So, that's what the shots call it on turkey day.

close circut to gmann- no worries.

 

[Twitch Boy]

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New lappy is operational!

To elaborate on my earlier post (was distracted by Peggle it's pretty much a matter of when they and I can get me up there. I'm shooting for late February, which gives me plenty of time to have my stuff shipped up.

Needless to say, I'm plenty excited. Believe it or not, Anchorage is the biggest city I've ever lived in.

 

[Patman]

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Hey kids. Drive by post before I head home to eat, do laundry and pack. I'm taking my niece/goddaughter to NYC for Thanksgiving to see the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

I need to do that some day before I get too old... have fun.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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Needless to say, I'm plenty excited. Believe it or not, Anchorage is the biggest city I've ever lived in.

Considering that up until this point you've lived in three towns that are either redneck or ghetto, Anchorage is going to look sophisticated.

 

[Sloe Gin]

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Q. Why do men die before their wives ?
A. They want to.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ?
A. You come in one and go in the other.


Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
A. She starts her sentence with "A man told me once..."

Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q. Your wife is yelling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door. Who do you let in the house?
A. The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months ........
I don't like to interrupt her.

And...why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Cause she was a woman!

*prepares for backlash*

 

[nmupiccdiva]

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Q. Why do men die before their wives ?
A. They want to.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ?
A. You come in one and go in the other.


Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
A. She starts her sentence with "A man told me once..."

Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q. Your wife is yelling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door. Who do you let in the house?
A. The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months ........
I don't like to interrupt her.

And...why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Cause she was a woman!

*prepares for backlash*

...this coming from a man who recently proposed...??

 

[Twitch Boy]

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...this coming from a man who recently proposed...??

...to a girl who has no qualms with going Freddy Meyer on someone?

 

[Sloe Gin]

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...this coming from a man who recently proposed...??

she knows my feeling on women's place in society! she disagrees with me but I digress...

 

[mookie1995]

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Q. Why do men die before their wives ?
A. They want to.
.....

*prepares for backlash*

a guy was telling his friend about the problems he and his wife were having...

"we just couldn't agree on anything. yelling at each other. so i told her we shouldn't see each other for a while."

"how'd she take it?"

"ok. for the first day we didn't see each other. then the next day we didn't see each other either."

"what about the third day?"

"well, by then she could see me a little bit out of her right eye..."

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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Q. Why do men die before their wives ?
A. They want to.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ?
A. You come in one and go in the other.


Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
A. She starts her sentence with "A man told me once..."

Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q. Your wife is yelling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door. Who do you let in the house?
A. The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months ........
I don't like to interrupt her.

And...why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Cause she was a woman!

*prepares for backlash*

Why do women get their periods?

Because they deserve them.

*Ducks and runs for cover*

 

[mookie1995]

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she knows my feeling on women's place in society! she disagrees with me but I digress...

this guy went hunting up to his cabin every year like clockwork. his wife kept wondering what was going on up there, so she asked one year if she could go....

first day it was cold and raining.

the man gets up and is getting ready to head out. the wife looks at him and says,

"we aren't going out, are we? the weather is awful!"

the man says, "of course we are. we'll go make a blind and sit and wait for something to come near and shoot it and bring it back to prepare and cook."

"well i'm not going out. it's cold and wet." she replied.

the man sighed and said, "listen. you wanted to come up here. we are doing one of three things. either we are going hunting. you are going to let me get your up the rear. or you are going to give me a bj."

the wife said nothing.

the man then said, "i am going down to get the dogs ready. i'll be back in 10 minutes. you can give me your answer then."

so the man leaves and the wife goes and looks out the window. it is just miserable out. she can see the wind blowing. it looks so cold. she tells herself that she is not going outside.

the man comes back in a couple minutes and asks her if she's decided what she wants to do.

she says, "i am not going hunting. and there is no way that i'm bending over and letting you go off on my rear. so i guess i'll give you the bj."

she gets down and lowers his pants, then begins... but suddenly spits it out and gags... " oh my!! that ... that tastes awful! it tastes like chit!!"

"yeah", the man replies. the dogs didn't want to go hunting either....

 

[MissThundercat]

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I feel like I am doing something wrong if I am not going to the dentist. That is 3 of you.

I felt ripped off after leaving the dentist this morning. $123 for a cleaning and for the dentist to come in and tell me I need to have more work done.

I assume some/many/most/all LODEGONIANS will be scattering to the four winds later this week for Thanksgiving Day celebrations. Let me pose two questions before we go on our merry way: how many people will be attending the gathering at which you will be? Are you hosting the gathering or is someone else acting as host?

Mrs. Shot and I will be going to a gathering at her sister's house not far from where we live. My wife is one of ten siblings so holiday gatherings are usually on the large size. Thirty-two people have been invited, but we know two of them won't be there. [My wife's niece is dating a nice young man. Most unexpectedly that young man's mother--age 51--died of a massive stroke late last week. My wife's niece will be with her boyfriend and his family as they go through funeral preparations].

Because my wife is such a good cook she'll be preparing quite a bit of the food, including a twenty-five pound turkey [one of two, the other will be a Cajun spiced, deep-fried, number] various forms of cranberry sauces and stuffing for the turkey.

Okay...so where are you headed? Who's going to be there? Let's hear from you. And SAFE TRAVELS & HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!

I'm staying home with my family, watching the Packers and Lions, making herb-roasted turkey, and running a fun little 5K that morning.

Q. Why do men die before their wives ?
A. They want to.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ?
A. You come in one and go in the other.


Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
A. She starts her sentence with "A man told me once..."

Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q. Your wife is yelling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door. Who do you let in the house?
A. The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months ........
I don't like to interrupt her.

And...why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Cause she was a woman!

*prepares for backlash*

a guy was telling his friend about the problems he and his wife were having...

"we just couldn't agree on anything. yelling at each other. so i told her we shouldn't see each other for a while."

"how'd she take it?"

"ok. for the first day we didn't see each other. then the next day we didn't see each other either."

"what about the third day?"

"well, by then she could see me a little bit out of her right eye..."

Why do women get their periods?

Because they deserve them.

*Ducks and runs for cover*

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

Evening, Lodge.

 

[JF_Gophers]

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I'm heading to Atlanta tomorrow for the holiday weekend.

I won't be doing any running. Although there is a gobble run or something like that on Thursday morning.

 

[The Rube]

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What's the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

Going to my bro's inlaw's place (our parents will also be there). I've mentioned it before, but the inlaws don't exactly understand/approve/whatever of the way I live my life, especially in regards to hockey trips/friends that I've met on USCHO and hang out with in real life/etc. I spend a courteous couple hours there and leave like a bat out of hell.

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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What's the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

Going to my bro's inlaw's place (our parents will also be there). I've mentioned it before, but the inlaws don't exactly understand/approve/whatever of the way I live my life, especially in regards to hockey trips/friends that I've met on USCHO and hang out with in real life/etc. I spend a courteous couple hours there and leave like a bat out of hell.

They're just concerned with all those Techies and Badger fans that you hang out with.

 

[The Rube]

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They're just concerned with all those Techies and Badger fans that you hang out with.

I think it was about 2 years ago, it was Easter. Day after the F5 ended. I mentioned I was tired, etc, because of the event.

My bro's MIL asked me what I did that weekend, and I said I had people over all weekend for the hockey tourney, and was up late all the nights. She said, "Oh, drinking and partying?" in a VERY disapproving voice). I said (truthfully btw, since I was driving to/from all the games that year): "Nope. Watching movies and the Game Show Network." Obviously she didn't believe it, but * her. Yeah. Almost walked out right then and there.

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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I think it was about 2 years ago, it was Easter. Day after the F5 ended. I mentioned I was tired, etc, because of the event.

My bro's MIL asked me what I did that weekend, and I said I had people over all weekend for the hockey tourney, and was up late all the nights. She said, "Oh, drinking and partying?" in a VERY disapproving voice). I said (truthfully btw, since I was driving to/from all the games that year): "Nope. Watching movies and the Game Show Network." Obviously she didn't believe it, but * her. Yeah. Almost walked out right then and there.

You forgot we were playing Guitar Hero too...oh, wait, that was last year...

 

[The Rube]

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You forgot we were playing Guitar Hero too...oh, wait, that was last year...

Yeah, I think this was the PB/Bucket year, where I only had a couple, because I knew I had to stay sober to keep control of the situation. But that shouldn't matter anyway. That family is rather dysfunctional to begin with (not gmann-IL-dysfunctional, but who is?!).

 

[crazytechfan]

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Yeah, I think this was the PB/Bucket year, where I only had a couple, because I knew I had to stay sober to keep control of the situation. But that shouldn't matter anyway. That family is rather dysfunctional to begin with (not gmann-IL-dysfunctional, but who is?!).

PB and I were just laughing about that 20 minutes ago.
It's my favorite thing to bring up now.