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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 90: This Poll Sucks!!!
Good mornin', Ralph!
Good Mornin' to tLodge!
Good mornin', Ralph!
Good Mornin' to tLodge!
Hmm. This is the guy who is getting married and will have his views quickly adjusted by reality shock....Q. Why do men die before their wives ?
A. They want to.
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ?
A. You come in one and go in the other.
Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.
Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.
Q. How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
A. She starts her sentence with "A man told me once..."
Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You already told her twice.
Q. Your wife is yelling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door. Who do you let in the house?
A. The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months ........
I don't like to interrupt her.
And...why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Cause she was a woman!
*prepares for backlash*
I have Vista and WIndows 7 in the computer cupboard. I will stick with my Windows XP thanks. When I got this laptop I got it when XP was going out. Didn't want the VIsta junk.You have two browser windows, and you're viewing them both at the same time. There's no difference in resources if you have two windows, or one window with two tabs, it's still all part of one "program". Kind of like when you're using AIM and you have multiple conversations going. Multiple windows, but still all part of one program/process.
It doesn't sound like 7 adds much if you're already competent enough with Windows to know how to make Vista usable. I'm getting a free copy in the mail at some point, and I'm still not going to bother upgrading.
It wouldn't let me save a Winamp skin in my Winamp folder, saying I need admin permission to do that. Erm...I AM the admin.
All in all, I think I liked XP better. For a Tech grad, I sure am a Luddite.
Morning, Lodge. Off to Marquette for the last time this semester!
From what I've been told if you're running XP, it would take a full install and not just an upgrade to run Windows 7. The reason for that is you're going from a 32-bit environment to a 64-bit environment.since I have XP still, should I keep it? I was thinking of upgrading to 7, but should I stick with this?
I've been having the same thoughts of upgrading finally after 8 years. But i really enjoy using an OS I know isn't going to crash. Plus Win7 is still $299 which I am not willing to shell out.since I have XP still, should I keep it? I was thinking of upgrading to 7, but should I stick with this?
Neither do human rights *zing!*Thanksgiving here doesn't exist
What is this, the computer nerds thread?!?
What are we getting him.I'm fairly certain all of the female posters should band together and get gmann.
I will pay for bacon is you make me some cupcakes..... mmm cupcakesActually, I'd be totally content to spend all day, every day in my kitchen. But someone has to pay for the bacon...
Is it wrong that I am a little sad that I am not driving a tractor.Howdy lodge. On vacation today, so I'm in a tractor.
Yes, I'm posting while driving the tractor. It drives itself, I set the computer and just sit here. This is pretty sweet.
Is it wrong that I found these funny?Q. Why do men die before their wives ?
A. They want to.
Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.
Q. How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
A. She starts her sentence with "A man told me once..."
Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You already told her twice.
Q. Your wife is yelling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door. Who do you let in the house?
A. The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
*prepares for backlash*
Freddy Meyer is my hero!...to a girl who has no qualms with going Freddy Meyer on someone?
hahahaWhat's the longest sentence in the English language?
I do.
Going to my bro's inlaw's place (our parents will also be there). I've mentioned it before, but the inlaws don't exactly understand/approve/whatever of the way I live my life, especially in regards to hockey trips/friends that I've met on USCHO and hang out with in real life/etc. I spend a courteous couple hours there and leave like a bat out of hell.
Surprisingly I am quite knowledgable at Blackberry stuff, while I am completely clueless when it comes to computers. This whole new computer/windows conversation went way over my head. Thank you all for convincing me that I'm better off just sticking with my 7 year old laptop that I have seemed to be able to use decently now. I just wish the casing of the laptop wasn't cracking, I fear that it will cause me to have to buy a new one that will take me another 5 years to figure out how to use.I'm with you on that one. Though, right now, thanks to bb_dl, I'm finally able to properly post from my Blackberry
Yeah, I suppose, but the program in the tractor is made very easy to use, since farmers that tend to be not very computer saavy (like me), need to be able to use it.You High Tech Redneck.
You're not missing out on too much, it isn't very exciting.Is it wrong that I am a little sad that I am not driving a tractor.
What the heck is wrong with me!!!
My job was just threatened to my face for something I have absolutely no control over.
Awesome.
Is it wrong that I am a little sad that I am not driving a tractor.
What the heck is wrong with me!!!
My job was just threatened to my face for something I have absolutely no control over.
Awesome.
That sucks, you want me to come up and hack someone freddy meyer style. I have some angst left from sunday's game (they made us all go to our locker rooms and ended the game early!)My job was just threatened to my face for something I have absolutely no control over.
Awesome.
You don't really know me that well then. I like to drive things, the bigger and weirder the better.You're not missing out on too much, it isn't very exciting.
Yeah I know it was a tall order.Nobody has a enough time to answer that question.
My job was just threatened to my face for something I have absolutely no control over.
Awesome.