Fixed that for ya
In a new twist, I've been given an opportunity to interview for a similar job at the paper mill in Becker, MN as a business analyst. When it was mentioned during my exit yesterday, I interpreted it as a new hire scenario, not a transfer. Apparently they have requested me to come talk to them, which is flattering. I'd do software maintenance and installs, and I'd also do hardware and telcom. All my seniority and benefits would be bridged. I'm not crazy about putting 60 milles a day on my truck, but it's a great place to work and I know the staff there really well. I will meet with the GM when I get back from grouse hunting to discuss this option.
He's grouse hunting up north next week too.
/crosses fingers