Rep Retirement Lodge #180: Holiday Onslaught

[St. Clown]

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A man was walking past me in the Kohl's store today, just a short while ago, and he was talking into his phone. The conversation had a very serious tone, as the guy said, "No, listen to me, where you're going isn't going to be a vacation. Guys like you don't do well in prison." I do believe the man on the other end of the call shall soon lose his anal virginity.

"From now on, call me 'Loretta.'"

 

[Greyeagle]

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Drove to Fargo/Moorhead this weekend to see my nephew's team play.
Every time I go to Fargo I am reminded how dang happy I am I don't live there.

 

[bostonewe]

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I have dealt with every bodily fluid this evening and it's only 4 hours into my shift. ::sigh::

 

[Jimjamesak]

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I'm probably the only one on this board to be worked up about a soccer team losing in the playoffs.

So I got that going for me.

 

[bigmrg74]

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I have dealt with every bodily fluid this evening and it's only 4 hours into my shift. ::sigh::

Do we wanna know about the guy who gave made you semen and you did get breast milk as well??

Been going thru the corn stubble on our field picking up the ears of corn that the combine missed. Cheap chicken treats for the winter. Found a spot today where I'm pretty sure the driver messed up because there was a bunch of stalks down with ears still on them. Just wish I had another hour of daylight or so to have finished clearing that spot out. Hoping to get a few more ears from that spot later.

 

[bostonewe]

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Do we wanna know about the guy who gave made you semen and you did get breast milk as well??

I think those are the only two I missed - good catch.

 

[bigmrg74]

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I think those are the only two I missed - good catch.

There was a few other things I could think of, but didn't want to gross you and everybody else out with them.

 

[The Rube]

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There was a few other things I could think of, but didn't want to gross you and everybody else out with them.

Hillary Flammond: Some things are much better left unsaid.

Nick Rivers: Like what?

Hillary Flammond: Well, you know... sometimes when you blow your nose into a tissue and you put it in your purse, then a little while later you have to reach in there for your lipstick or something, and your hand gushes into it, and it goes all over...

 

[St. Clown]

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Scarlet, your Girl Scout cookies are going up in price year. - Link Specifically, the Thin Mints are going to be based priced at $5/box.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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Scarlet, your Girl Scout cookies are going up in price year. - Link Specifically, the Thin Mints are going to be based priced at $5/box.

All the nopes. Sorry, GSUSA. I like Thin Mints and Samoas, but there is a line to be drawn.

 

[Twitch Boy]

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Scarlet, your Girl Scout cookies are going up in price year. - Link Specifically, the Thin Mints are going to be based priced at $5/box.

RIOT a

 

[Ralph Baer]

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Good Morning Lodge!

 

[MarkEagleUSA]

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Good morning Ralph!

Good morning to the rest of tLodge!

 

[bostonewe]

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Good morning. What was at first a joke, is now concerning. Pt not doing well - has been one of our longer-term patients.

 

[goldy_331]

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Good Morning Lodge.

Sorry Ewe.

 

[leswp1]

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I have dealt with every bodily fluid this evening and it's only 4 hours into my shift. ::sigh::

Those days/nights aren't good

Good morning. What was at first a joke, is now concerning. Pt not doing well - has been one of our longer-term patients.

it they are with you long term that is bad already

RIOT a

She is from BU not UMass Amworst. Just sayin'

 

[bigblue_dl]

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Might be getting suite tickets to Cowboys-Packers in December...could be fun.

 

[mookie1995]

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Booked a frozen four hotel this morning. Grabbed a room in the Sheraton a couple blocks from the rink. Rooms are already 369/night so Mookie used points.

 

[Lady wore Black]

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Good Afternoon, Lodge!

Get to work this morning, and have 3 rush projects in my inbox. Fun times.

 

[Greyeagle]

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Hillary Flammond: Some things are much better left unsaid.

Nick Rivers: Like what?

Hillary Flammond: Well, you know... sometimes when you blow your nose into a tissue and you put it in your purse, then a little while later you have to reach in there for your lipstick or something, and your hand gushes into it, and it goes all over...

Hilary, what does that mean?
It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity