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Rep Retirement Lodge #173: (Insert Title)

Rep Retirement Lodge #173: (Insert Title)

  • Exactly 1000, as is written.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Less than 1000.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • None at all since this is lame.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • More than 1000, but no more than 1100.

    Votes: 7 17.5%

  • More than 1100, but no more than 1300.

    Votes: 3 7.5%

  • More than 1300, but no more than 1500.

    Votes: 1 2.5%

  • More than 1500, but no more than 2000.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • More than 2000.

    Votes: 1 2.5%

  • It will never be closed.

    Votes: 4 10.0%

  • This is Math! :eek:

    Votes: 22 55.0%

  • Just as many as needed for Freddy Meyer to hack it.

    Votes: 15 37.5%

  • The obligatory Giada option.

    Votes: 17 42.5%

  • Other.

    Votes: 7 17.5%

  • None of the above.

    Votes: 5 12.5%
  • Total voters
    40
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #173: (Insert Title)

Wednesday! Can't wait for this weekend.. Iowa Footballa has a chance to be relevant again, and they likely won't win, but at least they're playing a game at home with high importance again.
 
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I'm free! I'm free at last!

Surgeon gave me the all-clear today. Scheduled to pre-surgery paperwork and whatnot for just after the 1st of the year, surgery will be the following week. 2 weeks stitched up for that one, then another 2 to get fully healed, if all goes well. Yippee!
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #173: (Insert Title)

Telemarketer time. And this is a good one. My comments are underlined...


"Allo, this is.....Kevin calling regarding your Windows computer"

"Oh, okay. What kind of computer do I have?"

"You have a Windows/Mac."

"I do? Then why is Microsoft calling me?"

"Who said Microsoft?"

"Well, Microsoft runs Windows, so why would you be calling me about my Mac?"

"Umm...err.."

"Just what kind of scam are you running here, big guy?"

Short pause....and then he comes out with this gem:

"You f-ing c-nt..."

"**** you, you c-s-ing m-fing...<at this point I really get nasty>"

*Click*
 
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #173: (Insert Title)

Hammer said:
Telemarketer time. And this is a good one. My comments are underlined...


"Allo, this is.....Kevin calling regarding your Windows computer"

"Oh, okay. What kind of computer do I have?"

"You have a Windows/Mac."

"I do? Then why is Microsoft calling me?"

"Who said Microsoft?"

"Well, Microsoft runs Windows, so why would you be calling me about my Mac?"

"Umm...err.."

"Just what kind of scam are you running here, big guy?"

Short pause....and then he comes out with this gem:

"You f-ing c-nt..."

"**** you, you c-s-ing m-fing...<at this point I really get nasty>"

*Click*
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nice.

i love playing with them. nobody in the house answers them when the number id pops up but me. sometimes of course i have to take the phone and run to where nobody is (basement, upstairs, etc). truly like fish in a barrel :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #173: (Insert Title)

Once he called me an f-ing c-nt, it was on, and I was coming for blood. Had it gone much further, I would have gone full Gunny Sergeant Hartman on him.

We were about 12 seconds from ending up on Youtube/Facebook.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #173: (Insert Title)

can't go wrong there.... outside of course of him knowing your name and phone number and all :D


can't not watch wedding crashers. rachel mcadam is so friggin' hot.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #173: (Insert Title)

Well... got the final news today and it's good. The boy made varsity.

He'll play quite a bit of JV too as they are short numbers, but he'll play every varsity game and he has a stall in the varsity locker room.

Wish they could have just told us a week ago. Was certainly obvious to me. ;):p


More relieved than happy at the moment, but happy will set in soon.

Pride is always there.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #173: (Insert Title)

Fantastic news!!!!
Great day, lad makes varsity & you get the verbally assault a punk. :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #173: (Insert Title)

Gurtholfin said:
Well... got the final news today and it's good. The boy made varsity.

He'll play quite a bit of JV too as they are short numbers, but he'll play every varsity game and he has a stall in the varsity locker room.

Wish they could have just told us a week ago. Was certainly obvious to me. ;):p


More relieved than happy at the moment, but happy will set in soon.

Pride is always there.
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nice
 
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