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Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

  • my team sucks

    Votes: 18 40.0%

  • my school sucks

    Votes: 5 11.1%

  • my coach sucks

    Votes: 11 24.4%

  • our players suck

    Votes: 9 20.0%

  • Lack of women at my school sucks.

    Votes: 11 24.4%

  • Fire Coach *BLANK* and my team would stop sucking.

    Votes: 8 17.8%

  • We're not able to beat GVSU in hockey right now.

    Votes: 11 24.4%

  • we have lousy jersey's

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • we have lousy fans

    Votes: 7 15.6%

  • The skating treadmill doesn't skate.

    Votes: 12 26.7%

  • Bad Nachos at the game.

    Votes: 17 37.8%

  • our schools academics are too hard for the good players to come to our school.

    Votes: 11 24.4%

  • Our school is a sausagefest.

    Votes: 9 20.0%

  • Our school is in a lousy media market

    Votes: 16 35.6%

  • our school doesn't promote its self enought to make money on the games.

    Votes: 9 20.0%

  • I have no idea of what you're talking about, my team just won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Votes: 12 26.7%

  • We lack having ample bacon around at games.

    Votes: 25 55.6%

  • Distracked by Giada

    Votes: 17 37.8%

  • Because Freddy Meyer hacked us!

    Votes: 27 60.0%

  • We Have Hockey????

    Votes: 6 13.3%
  • Total voters
    45
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

hockeyplayer1015 said:
I yelled at the TV "Ya, your brother is going to lose Friday (to SLU (hopefully))!"

I might have to yell to him " Hey Danny, can I ski down Hannah's moguls?"
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take a friend....."Hey Danny!! Hannah's downhills on this guy and me!"

(one benefit of tiger's troubles... i learned new stuff :p :p )
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

hockeyplayer1015 said:
I yelled at the TV "Ya, your brother is going to lose Friday (to SLU (hopefully))!"

I might have to yell to him " Hey Danny, can I ski down Hannah's moguls?"
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I don't know about him, but she can probably kick your ass. :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

MinnesotaNorthStar said:
No. :)

I hate working holiday weekends. Vegas on Friday. Woo. :D
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Always split on aces and eights, never split tens, always stand on 12 against a dealer 6, only bet the pass line and odds on craps, stay away from the slots unless you're gunning for comps, tip your cocktail waitress $5 on the first drink and $2 for each drink after, tip your dealer a $5 chip every hour or so (or after a big win,) ignore the "escort" slappers, taxis can't stop on tStrip, protect yourself at all times.
 
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

Twitch Boy said:
Always split on aces and eights, never split tens, always stand on 12 against a dealer 6, only bet the pass line and odds on craps, stay away from the slots unless you're gunning for comps, tip your cocktail waitress $5 on the first drink and $2 for each drink after, tip your dealer a $5 chip every hour or so (or after a big win,) ignore the "escort" slappers, taxis can't stop on tStrip, protect yourself at all times.
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Hit the sports book, dress nice, and play "Count the hookers."

And no, you don't want to champagne. ;)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

Brenthoven said:
Hit the sports book, dress nice, and play "Count the hookers."

And no, you don't want to champagne. ;)
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One of my co-workers makes it out there 4 times a year or so to play in various poker tourneys. He said if a ridiculously hot girl comes up to you and starts acting really really friendly....she's working, and you can't afford her. :p
 
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