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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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Now that Cinco de Mayo is over, it's time to return to celebrating the much more common "Hold de Mayo."
I celebrate as often as possible throughout the year.


(Yes I know, not a pun but subject matter fits ;) )
 
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A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up 2 fingers and says, "I'd like 5 beers, please."
 
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The airline employee had trouble finding a girlfriend, he had a lot of baggage.
 
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There is no I in "team," but there is an I in "Tim" and my friend Carlos pronounces it as "team" accounting for his accent. So there's that.
 
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Woody's chalkboard had this to say today:

The Past, the Present and the Future walked into a bar.

It was tense.
 
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Chicken and Egg are each enjoying a cigarette in bed. Egg turns to Chicken and says, "well I guess that answers that question!"
 
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I will play the Staccato, shortly.
I'll also do the Fermata, but it's been awhile.
 
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