Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

[FreshFish]

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Every year on this date, I think it is the drum major's favorite day of the year. It should be declared National Marching Band Day.

March Forth on March Fourth

 

[NEWI Badger Fan]

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Did you hear about the angry pancake? I guess he just flipped.

 

[MissThundercat]

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Did you hear about the angry pancake? I guess he just flipped.

In a former life, the angry pancake was a baseball player. He kept getting annoyed at the sound of "batter up."

 

[MissThundercat]

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As read on I f-ing Love Science:

Newton: I don't believe you understand the gravity of the situation.
Einstein: I believe I'm relatively aware of it.
Darwin: Guys, don't let this evolve into an argument.

 

[MissThundercat]

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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.

 

[owslachief]

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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.

That wasn't William "The Refrigerator" Perry? Oh OK I get it ... then it wouldn't really be a really terrible pun

 

[FreshFish]

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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

George Halas in the 1970s?

 

[huskyfan]

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how does a squirrel find his way through the forest?

he follows the psychopath.

(blatantly stolen from Mac D)

 

[MissThundercat]

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When the tyrannosaur has his afternoon cup of Earl Grey, could you call him a Tea Rex?

 

[97osu]

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If its nap time, and a kid refuses to go to sleep, is it resisting a rest?

 

[MissThundercat]

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When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out, I was all like O Mg!

 

[97osu]

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My new theory on inertia doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum?

 

[MissThundercat]

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Yeah, zero gravity is cool, but quasars are really far out.

 

[97osu]

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I relish the fact that you can mustard the energy to ketchup to me. You hotdog you.

 

[MissThundercat]

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When my foot falls asleep, does that mean I have coma toes?

 

[Twitch Boy]

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE

 

[jericho]

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE

Correction: It should read what WAS Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination.

 

[FreshFish]

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So there's a person on a boat in northwestern washington, with the waves lapping against it.

"Listen: that's the Puget Sound!"

 

[owslachief]

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So there's a person on a boat in northwestern washington, with the waves lapping against it.

"Listen: that's the Puget Sound!"

I heard a real knee-slapper last night about a squirrel, but I completely forgot what it was.

 

[MissThundercat]

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If a jar of mayonnaise falls in the sink, does that mean it's Sinko de Mayo?