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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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After many complaints about Goodyear's bias, the Justice Department has decided to launch an investigation.
 
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joecct said:
After many complaints about Goodyear's bias, the Justice Department has decided to launch an investigation.
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After yet another flat denial, they tired of the spokesperson's excuses.
 
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The Korski family was very protective of its children. However the father, Si, was a helicopter parent.

Private Reasons went to his divisional commander, Major Dilemma, to complain about KP duty assigned by Corporal Punishment. The major, after hearing the complaints, assigned Pvt. Reasons to be the Post Hole Digger.
 
joecct said:
The Korski family was very protective of its children. However the father, Si, was a helicopter parent.

Private Reasons went to his divisional commander, Major Dilemma, to complain about KP duty assigned by Corporal Punishment. The major, after hearing the complaints, assigned Pvt. Reasons to be the Post Hole Digger.
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Took him awhile for him to recover from dealing with General Failure.
 
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Say, kids, it's OXYMORON time :)

Jumbo Shrimp
Guest Host
Drive on a Parkway
Park in a Driveway
Anxious Patient
 
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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be pounding on the lid of his coffin yelling "someone get me out of this box!"
 
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A shivering girl told her father it was very cold in the house. He responded by telling her to go sit in the corner. The daughter asked her father why he would make her do such a thing. He replied "Well, it's 90 degrees there".
 
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