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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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The roundest knight at King Arthur's Table was Sir Cumference. He got his shape by eating too much pi.
 
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what did the old horse say when he fell down?

help me, I've fallen and I cant giddy up!
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
The roundest knight at King Arthur's Table was Sir Cumference. He got his shape by eating too much pi.
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You can't really blame him-the more pi he ate, the less he felt like exercising so he just ate more pi-and so on. I guess Sir Cumference was caught in a a vicious circle.
 
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DrDemento said:
You can't really blame him-the more pi he ate, the less he felt like exercising so he just ate more pi-and so on. I guess Sir Cumference was caught in a a vicious circle.
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Everybody in the house knew Sir Cumference was irrational. One day he asked his chef, Ray Dias, to bake him a dutch apple pie. To his disappointment, Ray baked a round pie. Sir Cumference barked to Ray, Come on now. You know apple pies are squared.
 
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NEWI Badger Fan said:
Everybody in the house knew Sir Cumference was irrational. One day he asked his chef, Ray Dias, to bake him a dutch apple pie. To his disappointment, Ray baked a round pie. Sir Cumference barked to Ray, Come on now. You know apple pies are squared.
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Didn't that chef, Ray Dias, vacation in Florida and come back as a tan gent?
 
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joecct said:
Don't know. Tasted his food and got an acute case of poisoning. Felt so bad I thought I was going to the angles.
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Did you know Mr. Dias was a logger before he changed careers to being a chef? He was ranked #1 on the logging circuit. ESPN was quoted as saying Ray Dias has the best log rhythm in the business.
 
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DrDemento said:
Joe, I thought as a chef he was a pretty good risk-even cosined a loan for him.
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You're just being obtuse. However, the Inquirer reported his wife is bisectual. However, nobody has any proof, just a lot of theorems.
 
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The opunions expressed in this thread do not necessarily imply that the posters are of sound mind.
 
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