Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

[owslachief]

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there are 10 types of poeple in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't

Yes the IT-types are fond of that one.
There are 3 kinds of humorists in the world: Those that can count, and those that can't.

 

[joecct]

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there are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't

Was that theory promulgated by Dr. Noyes?

 

[owslachief]

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Yes the IT-types are fond of that one.

Also, there are 3 kinds of humorists in the world: Those that can count, and those that can't.

I feel like it's light-changing time - P.C. / modern version ...
Those who know what I'm talking about or have been lectured by choral directors may get a chuckle from this:
Q: How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb / CFL / LED?


A: Hard to say; nobody watches.

 

[FreshFish]

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I feel like it's light-changing time - P.C. / modern version ...

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

-- One, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.


DAdumDUM.

 

[joecct]

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How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

-- One, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.


DAdumDUM.

I miss the pictures.... How's the veal?

 

[Farce Poobah]

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How many college students does it take to change a light bulb?

Four.
One to hold the bulb and three to drink until the room spins.

 

[MountieBoyOz]

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Did this one at some Leafs fans.

There was no Reimer reason they should've lost to the Bruins.

 

[owslachief]

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How many college students does it take to change a light bulb?

Four.
One to hold the bulb and three to drink until the room spins.

FTW in this little interlude

 

[MissThundercat]

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Q: What do you call a guy who cut himself shaving?

A: Nick!

 

[LynahFan]

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Fave from my time in England:

How many Oxford professors does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE???!?!?!!?!?!!

(better when spoken, obviously)

 

[DrDemento]

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Q: What do you call a guy who cut himself shaving?

A: Nick!

I once had a girlfriend with one leg. Her name was Eileen.

 

[FreshFish]

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Q: What do you call a guy who cut himself shaving?

A: Nick!

or the guy with no arms and no legs in the swimming pool?

Bob

 

[MissThundercat]

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or the guy with no arms and no legs in the swimming pool?

Bob

The guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art.

 

[FreshFish]

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The guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art.

The guy with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves?

Russell

 

[jericho]

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Or the twins with no arms and no legs hanging above the wall?

Curt N Rod

Anyway...

How does actress Reese eat cereal?

Witherspoon

 

[Twitch Boy]

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The guy with no arms and no legs in the hot tub?

Stu.

The girl with one leg?

Eileen.

Where does she work?

IHOP.

 

[MissThundercat]

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The guy with no arms and no legs being dragged behind the boat?

Skip

 

[The Rube]

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How about that gay couple, Neil and Bob?

 

[Farce Poobah]

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The girl with no arms or legs on the beach?

Sandy.

 

[MissThundercat]

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What do you with a sick chemist?

Well, if you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.