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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
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Remember, when there is no smog - UCLA.
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix; so don't drink and derive.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix; so don't drink and derive.
MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
A: What do you call a whore house entrance?
B: I don't know.
A: HODOR.
A: What do you call a whore house entrance?
B: I don't know.
A: HODOR.
owslachief
occupe toi de tes oignons
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
(From the Math series, Vol. IV)
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
(From the Math series, Vol. IV)
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff ... bah-dump--ting!
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff ... bah-dump--ting!
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Okay, not really a pun, but this really, really has me smiling inside and I didn't know where else to put it:
"The other day, my friend was telling me that I don't understand the meaning of irony, which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop at the time."
Okay, not really a pun, but this really, really has me smiling inside and I didn't know where else to put it:
"The other day, my friend was telling me that I don't understand the meaning of irony, which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop at the time."
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
I know a guy addicted to drinking brake fluid; we think he has a problem but he says he can stop any time.
I know a guy addicted to drinking brake fluid; we think he has a problem but he says he can stop any time.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
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I heard they banned gambling at the zoo; there's too many cheetahs.
I heard they banned gambling at the zoo; there's too many cheetahs.
You're lion
MissThundercat
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NEWI Badger Fan
Registered User
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She criticized my apartment so I knocked her flat.
She criticized my apartment so I knocked her flat.
NEWI Badger Fan
Registered User
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The store keeps calling me to come back, but all I wanted was one night-stand.
The store keeps calling me to come back, but all I wanted was one night-stand.
She came in through the bathroom window?
MissThundercat
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
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The Invisible Couple announced the birth of a son. However, he was not much to look at.
The Invisible Couple announced the birth of a son. However, he was not much to look at.
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