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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars." The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there." The bartender says, "Go ahead."

So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs."

"What do mean," asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs."

"Yes, you are, that was the bar bi*ch you ate."
 
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The Sicatoka said:
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars." The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there." The bartender says, "Go ahead."

So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs."

"What do mean," asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs."

"Yes, you are, that was the bar bi*ch you ate."
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Wow, what a downer :D.
 
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blatantly stolen from MacD.

four men are stranded in a lifeboat. they have five cigarettes but no lighter. to solve the problem they threw one cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
 
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Jeter makes terrific diving catch into the stands. Red Sox challenge suspecting foul play.
 
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Here's one for all the estate planning experts out there (both of them....)

So a man was getting a divorce from his wife because of her infidelity. He was informed by his divorce attorney that he'd still have to pay alimony anyway. He said, "there is no way I want to write her a check every month, that would be too difficult for me emotionally. how about we set up a trust instead, and I'll put money into the trust and the trustee can send her the check instead?"

and so, they set up a Spousal Lifetime Unit Trust.
 
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