NHL 2024: SLC Puck

[Slap Shot]

How the North Stars left Minnesota.

Norm Green still sucks.

 

[Bronco]

The Detroit Red Wings are terrible.

 

[Kepler]

In an early sign of the impending hellscape, the Capitals congratulated owner Ted Leonsis on “Earning his 1000th win as team owner.”

Knowledge that owners' kids and pets got their names on the Cup is all people of the future will need to understand the Opulenticide of 2037.

 

[Scarlet]

The Detroit Red Wings are terrible.

Bruins aren’t much better.

 

[bronconick]

The Detroit Red Wings are terrible.

You should probably fire someone if you get outplayed by the San Jose Sharks. They're in year 2 of a rebuild they should have started in 2021.

 

[Bronco]

You should probably fire someone if you get outplayed by the San Jose Sharks. They're in year 2 of a rebuild they should have started in 2021.

I wanted Walman to score the game winner.

 

[SonofSouthie]

Bruins fire Montgomery. They should fire that sryass team.

 

[Bronco]

I wanted Walman to score the game winner.

Someone mentioned that the loser point might have been the future considerations from that trade. I swear if Steve's last name wasn't Yzerman we would have a new front office. Sure the prospects are likely going to be good, but damn the signings are so, so, so bad.

SonofSouthie Is Swayman hurt?

 

[Jimjamesak]

I looked and the Bs have a near identical record to Seattle. Except Boston is still in a playoff spot.

Some team is about to get a good coach because Boston’s front office sucks.

 

[SonofSouthie]

Someone mentioned that the loser point might have been the future considerations from that trade. I swear if Steve's last name wasn't Yzerman we would have a new front office. Sure the prospects are likely going to be good, but damn the signings are so, so, so bad.

SonofSouthie Is Swayman hurt?

Not that I know. He did miss all of training camp though.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I’m glad zuccarello already has two adorable kids cause I’m pretty sure he lost a testicle from the Faber shot. Out 3-4 weeks

 

[Jimjamesak]

Nashville got a bench minor against Seattle tonight for an incorrect starting lineup, wrote #91, started #9.

 

[state of hockey]

I’m glad zuccarello already has two adorable kids cause I’m pretty sure he lost a testicle from the Faber shot. Out 3-4 weeks

Sounds like they saved it. It was ruptured, though. Most likely loses it without a cup.

 

[Kepler]

Nashville got a bench minor against Seattle tonight for an incorrect starting lineup, wrote #91, started #9.

I had no idea this was a thing, like MLB.

What is the penalty called?

 

[Spartanforlife4]

Nashville got a bench minor against Seattle tonight for an incorrect starting lineup, wrote #91, started #9.

What’s the sequence there? Officials noticed after the puck drop? Otherwise couldn’t Seattle have thrown 91 out there, or do they not have a 91 to play?

 

[Russell Jaslow]

Sounds like they saved it. It was ruptured, though. Most likely loses it without a cup.

This happened to a race car driver at an event I was at back in October from his crotch belt after a terrible collision. It hurts just thinking about it.

 

[Slap Shot]

Knies of TOR has his head nearly taken off by a hit worse than that of Reaves and VEG got a 2-minute penalty only despite the play being reviewed.

 

[Jimjamesak]

I had no idea this was a thing, like MLB.

What is the penalty called?

Bench minor.

What’s the sequence there? Officials noticed after the puck drop? Otherwise couldn’t Seattle have thrown 91 out there, or do they not have a 91 to play?

It was apparently pointed by Seattle at the first whistle and then Nashville was given the penalty then.

The funniest part was that the person who spotted it was Seattle Assistant Coach Jessica Campbell, the only female coach in the NHL.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Knies of TOR has his head nearly taken off by a hit worse than that of Reaves and VEG got a 2-minute penalty only despite the play being reviewed.

The NHL on TNT crew was steadfastly defending the hit as clean.

 

[Slap Shot]

The NHL on TNT crew was steadfastly defending the hit as clean.

Of course they did.