Re: New/Rented Movies: Now In Smell-O-Rama!
She was in Lost?
She's hot if you have any sort of testosterone.
She was in Lost?
She's hot if you have any sort of testosterone.
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New/Rented Movies: Now In Smell-O-Rama!
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GreatLakerMohawk
Mushroom Cloud-Laying Mofo
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No... It needed Rutger Hauer. And Van Damme, but he balked at it anyway.
No... It needed Rutger Hauer. And Van Damme, but he balked at it anyway.
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Seagal did too. He then chose Machete. Just saying.
Seagal did too. He then chose Machete. Just saying.
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You forgot the Cellphone from the First Five Minutes!1. Danny Trejo rules.
2. Danny Trejo rules.
3. It's so over the top that movies like From Dusk Till Dawn and Desperado look like G-rated movies.
4. Alba and Rodriguez are incredibly hot in this. And Rodriguez is still hot with an eyepatch. Making a girl with an eyepatch hot is tough to do.
5. Did I mention Danny Trejo?
6. In the first 5 minutes, before the opening credits, you have a double digit body count, gratuitous nudity, lots of action, and bad dialogue.
**** straight, lots of eye candy in this movie, and they're not bashfull about it. Hell, one of the nurses even said that she could feel eyeballs on her uterus.She was in Lost?
She's hot if you have any sort of testosterone.
dxmnkd316
Lucia Apologist
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False. She's a double bagger. That and the fact that she sucks at acting.
She was in Lost?
She's hot if you have any sort of testosterone.
False. She's a double bagger. That and the fact that she sucks at acting.
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Yep, you're done. Go do the wave or join the Wally Pipp fan club or something.
Yep, you're done. Go do the wave or join the Wally Pipp fan club or something.
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I'm not spilling the beans about it, just mentioning that its there.
Monster, don't ruin all the surprises!
I'm not spilling the beans about it, just mentioning that its there.
dxmnkd316
Lucia Apologist
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Nope, that's what you call coyote ugly.
A mugshot. No one looks good in a friggin' mugshot. Try again.
And considering I have only seen her in this movie, and she's hot in this movie, I consider her hot.
Nope, that's what you call coyote ugly.
state of hockey
He fixes the cable?
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I am not a fan of Michelle Rodriguez's acting ability or the general mess she seems to be at times, but I am a fan of how she looks.
I am not a fan of Michelle Rodriguez's acting ability or the general mess she seems to be at times, but I am a fan of how she looks.
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And I'll be the first to admit:
1. Machete does not have great acting, as in Oscar worthy.
2. However, to act that badly and sell it? It takes a special talent. See: Christina Appelgate, "Married With Children." Or the Grindhouse movie from which Machete was spawned.
And I'll be the first to admit:
1. Machete does not have great acting, as in Oscar worthy.
2. However, to act that badly and sell it? It takes a special talent. See: Christina Appelgate, "Married With Children." Or the Grindhouse movie from which Machete was spawned.
GreatLakerMohawk
Mushroom Cloud-Laying Mofo
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Totally stupid. He could've done both easily. Hell, he barely did ANYTHING in Machete.
Totally stupid. He could've done both easily. Hell, he barely did ANYTHING in Machete.
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
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He glowered beautifully. And remember, he was holding down a full-time job at the time.
He glowered beautifully. And remember, he was holding down a full-time job at the time.
state of hockey
He fixes the cable?
Re: New/Rented Movies: Now In Smell-O-Rama!
Trejo scoffs at Seagal. He has done at least for films a year since the 90's. He did nine of them in 2002. Just goes to show you, if you sign on to absolutely anything that come across your desk, you will eventually be awesome.
Of course, it helps to be a complete BAMF in 95% of them.
Trejo scoffs at Seagal. He has done at least for films a year since the 90's. He did nine of them in 2002. Just goes to show you, if you sign on to absolutely anything that come across your desk, you will eventually be awesome.
Of course, it helps to be a complete BAMF in 95% of them.
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
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Hasn't worked for Nicolas Coppola yet.
Hasn't worked for Nicolas Coppola yet.
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Seagal has done a few movies recently, its just most of them were all direct to video deals. First one that he's been in that has been in theaters in a long time.
Seagal has done a few movies recently, its just most of them were all direct to video deals. First one that he's been in that has been in theaters in a long time.
icebadger
icebadger
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I've often stopped by this thread to look for new ideas and often come away with movies to see that I've never even heard of.
That said, I recently just completed watching Ken Burns' National Parks epic that aired on PBS last fall (all hail the DVR!). I thought it was tremendous and, having never been to a national park (there are some in neighboring MN/MI, but the closest we have in WI are nat'l forests and a nat'l lakeshore), has definitely inspired to me to visit some soon.
Now I have a question for any Netflixers (Netflickers?) out there. I do not at present have Netflix, but what I do have is an Excel spreadsheet of 300+ movies that I currently want to see (probably mostly terrible according to the film critics in this thread). I've long been on the fence about getting Netflix but they finally made it possible to stream via the Wii (ba dum dum), so now I'm thinking about it more. If I were to sign up, would there be a quick and easy way to add all of these movies to a queue? I don't think I'd enjoy adding them one by one. I'd email Netflix but apparently they don't have email support and I hate calling companies for any reason. Any thoughts? Or should I just stick to my occasional Redbox habit?
I've often stopped by this thread to look for new ideas and often come away with movies to see that I've never even heard of.
That said, I recently just completed watching Ken Burns' National Parks epic that aired on PBS last fall (all hail the DVR!). I thought it was tremendous and, having never been to a national park (there are some in neighboring MN/MI, but the closest we have in WI are nat'l forests and a nat'l lakeshore), has definitely inspired to me to visit some soon.Now I have a question for any Netflixers (Netflickers?) out there. I do not at present have Netflix, but what I do have is an Excel spreadsheet of 300+ movies that I currently want to see (probably mostly terrible according to the film critics in this thread). I've long been on the fence about getting Netflix but they finally made it possible to stream via the Wii (ba dum dum), so now I'm thinking about it more. If I were to sign up, would there be a quick and easy way to add all of these movies to a queue? I don't think I'd enjoy adding them one by one. I'd email Netflix but apparently they don't have email support and I hate calling companies for any reason. Any thoughts? Or should I just stick to my occasional Redbox habit?
collegehcky2
Vinegar Strokes
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You can go online and add all the movies to your queue and they'll show up on the Wii. BUT they will send you the DVD of whatever is your first selection.
I've often stopped by this thread to look for new ideas and often come away with movies to see that I've never even heard of.
Now I have a question for any Netflixers (Netflickers?) out there. I do not at present have Netflix, but what I do have is an Excel spreadsheet of 300+ movies that I currently want to see (probably mostly terrible according to the film critics in this thread). I've long been on the fence about getting Netflix but they finally made it possible to stream via the Wii (ba dum dum), so now I'm thinking about it more. If I were to sign up, would there be a quick and easy way to add all of these movies to a queue? I don't think I'd enjoy adding them one by one. I'd email Netflix but apparently they don't have email support and I hate calling companies for any reason. Any thoughts? Or should I just stick to my occasional Redbox habit?
You can go online and add all the movies to your queue and they'll show up on the Wii. BUT they will send you the DVD of whatever is your first selection.
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