Re: Detroit Tigers 2010: Streaker is going to buy me some beer
Yes, because it's Magglio's fault that he's hitting over .300 and our catchers couldn't hit water if they jumped in the ocean. We've also had to replace our double play combo, Johnny Damon has been a disappointment, and now the only functional 3rd basemen in our organization is out for a month. Or that our rotation consists of an ace, two young pitchers, a pitcher that has been mediocre since his perfect game, and a roundheaded retard. Don't forget that Joel Zumaya's elbow exploded and we might have to chop his arm off, and some people still think Eddie Bonine and his 86 mph heat should be given a look in the above-mentioned rotation.
Yes, let's cut Magglio and race the Royals to 4th place. This is why I no longer listen to local sports radio. Although at times, MLB radio isn't much better.
After we get through this homestand, the schedule gets brutal. Anaheim is the worst team we play in the next 3 weeks and change, once we go on the road. I think we have 8 with the White Sox, a series with the Yankees, a series with Boston, and 2 series with Tampa. Christ, we could be under .500 by Labor Day.