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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

Jack Benny (somebody's dad?): "I'm very honest. If another comedian has a bad show, I'm the first to admit it."
 
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears.
 
Them: do you meditate?

Me: kinda.

(Cut to me in the car, screaming "BABY, YOU'RE A FIREWORK, COME ON LET YOUR COLORS BURST!")
 
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