Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

[MissThundercat]

Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. They're not coming back. We don't know Y either...

 

[MissThundercat]

Remember: everyone can go skydiving once. Not everyone can go skydiving twice.

 

[St. Clown]

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed.

At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

 

[MissThundercat]

My parents in 1999: "don't believe everything you read on the internet."

My dad in 2024: "If i copy and paste legal sounding mumbo jumbo, social media won't be able to sell my personal data."

 

[MissThundercat]

If you're experiencing joint pain, stop holding the lit end!

 

[MissThundercat]

Ann and Nancy Wilson from Heart are opening a mortgage service. Their tag line is "how can I get you a loan?"

 

[wolverineTrumpet]

Why do robots celebrate anniversaries in the fall?



They're Autumn-mated

 

[MissThundercat]

Asexuals are serious people.

They don't f-ck around.

 

[MissThundercat]

Let me tell you how I started getting all As:
It wasn't studying.

It wasn't tutoring.

I didn't pay any attention in class.

I procrastinated a lot and submitted shoddy work.

All I really did was commit adultery in Puritanical New England.

 

[joecct]

Dad: What is spelled F_ _ K

Son: No it's not

 

[joecct]

God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then He made the world round.