MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Chronically red nose, can stay up all night, peers find him obnoxious... are you sure Rudolph isn't strung out on cocaine?
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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same
- Thread starter jericho
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MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I went to a psychic and knocked on the door.
They yelled "who is it?"
So I left.
They yelled "who is it?"
So I left.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Wanna see something NSFW?
*walks through construction area without a hard hat*
*walks through construction area without a hard hat*
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I got to try spearfishing for the first time, and I really enjoyed myself.
Everyone else at the YMCA pool seemed pretty horrified though.
Everyone else at the YMCA pool seemed pretty horrified though.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I got to try spearfishing for the first time, and I really enjoyed myself.
Everyone else at the YMCA pool seemed pretty horrified though.
Everyone else at the YMCA pool seemed pretty horrified though.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Why don't werewolves ever know what time it is?
Because they're not whenwolves.
Because they're not whenwolves.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
I had a conversation with a dolphin once.
I feel like we really clicked.
I feel like we really clicked.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid, but I can stop anytime.
SonofSouthie
Misanthrope
Doctor tell his patient, I've got bad news and worse news.
What's the bad news? You've got 48 hours to live.
What's the worse news? I forgot to call you yesterday.
What's the bad news? You've got 48 hours to live.
What's the worse news? I forgot to call you yesterday.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Want to hear a joke about potassium?
K
Want to hear one about sodium and hydrogen?
NaH
I tell these jokes periodically
K
Want to hear one about sodium and hydrogen?
NaH
I tell these jokes periodically
Is that irony? German friend answers in English and you hear him in German?
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
What rock group has 4 guys that can't sing?
Mt. Rushmore
Mt. Rushmore
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Customer: I'll have a Big Mac, please.
McDonald's employee: Here you go, ma'am.
*From the bag, you hear LISTEN TO THE WIND BLOW, WATCH THE SUNRISE... RUNNING FROM THE SHADOWS, DAMN YOUR LOVE, DAMN YOUR LIES....*
Customer: What the...?
McDonald's employee: I'm sorry, ma'am. We accidentally gave you the Fleetwood Mac.
McDonald's employee: Here you go, ma'am.
*From the bag, you hear LISTEN TO THE WIND BLOW, WATCH THE SUNRISE... RUNNING FROM THE SHADOWS, DAMN YOUR LOVE, DAMN YOUR LIES....*
Customer: What the...?
McDonald's employee: I'm sorry, ma'am. We accidentally gave you the Fleetwood Mac.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Most bald guys still own a comb.
They just can't part with it.
They just can't part with it.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
My clothes are gay. They came out of the closet this morning.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
If you forget to pay for your exorcism, will you be repossesed?
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Of course, I'm pro-trans.
I didn't practice this much to stay an amateur trans.
I didn't practice this much to stay an amateur trans.