wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?
joke, joke, joooooooooooke
joke, joke, joooooooooooke
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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same
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SonofSouthie
Misanthrope
Didja hear the one about the 3 holes in the ground?
Well, well, well
Well, well, well
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
What world capital is the most annoying?
Budapest
It's always Hungary
Budapest
It's always Hungary
MissThundercat
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I upgraded my car so it runs on herbs.
Thyme travel is now possible.
Thyme travel is now possible.
The other day, I happened across a very old episode of "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" which had Misty Copeland (one of the most famous ballerinas of all time) on as the guest. For one of the quizzes, they asked her questions about "Morris Dancing," which is basically an old English form of what we would call square dancing. Hilarious in and of itself, but one of the questions tickled my funny bone.
Host: Which of these is an actual classic Morris dancing joke sure to get a laugh in Morris dancing circles?
A - Three Morris dancers walk into a bar and immediately get thrown out because everybody hates Morris dance.
B - Why did the Morris dancers cross the road? 'Cause they were being chased by a mob because everybody hates Morris dance.
but the correct answer was:
C - Why do Morris dancers wear bells? So they can annoy the blind as well.
Just makes me smile.
Host: Which of these is an actual classic Morris dancing joke sure to get a laugh in Morris dancing circles?
A - Three Morris dancers walk into a bar and immediately get thrown out because everybody hates Morris dance.
B - Why did the Morris dancers cross the road? 'Cause they were being chased by a mob because everybody hates Morris dance.
but the correct answer was:
C - Why do Morris dancers wear bells? So they can annoy the blind as well.
Just makes me smile.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
"What's your perfect date?"
"Year, month, date. I find other formats confusing."
"Year, month, date. I find other formats confusing."
MissThundercat
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I've asked several people what LGBTQ means. No one has given me a straight answer.
SonofSouthie
Misanthrope
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
MissThundercat
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Cop: What seems to be the problem?
Me: That guy stole my thesaurus!
Guy: SHE PEDDLES FALSEHOODS!
Me: That guy stole my thesaurus!
Guy: SHE PEDDLES FALSEHOODS!
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
I got a flat on my home from the grocery store. At least I have asparagus
How did the blonde respond when asked how bad the flat tire was? "not so bad, it's only flat at the bottom"
How did the blonde respond when asked how bad the flat tire was? "not so bad, it's only flat at the bottom"
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Espresso (AM) or whisky (PM) may not solve all your problems, but either way, it's worth a shot.
MissThundercat
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Geology rocks but geography is where it's at.
MissThundercat
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Child: Jim Morrison was overrated!
Father: What did I tell you about slamming the doors?
Father: What did I tell you about slamming the doors?
MissThundercat
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NASA launched a mission to say "we're sorry" to the aliens.
Last I heard, they were calling it Apollo G.
Last I heard, they were calling it Apollo G.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Boss wanted me to tell him a joke. I showed him my payslip.