SonofSouthie
Misanthrope
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same
- Thread starter jericho
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wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Accurate. I'm the parent that had her parasite surgically removed.
For some reason, people don't like when I refer to the c-section birth of my daughter that way.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane
On a plane
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
Edgy.
That one fell flat.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Can February March? No, but April May.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? I keep hearing the same ones over and over again.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Customer: I'll have a Big Mac, please.
McDonald's employee: Here you go, ma'am.
*From the bag, you hear LISTEN TO THE WIND BLOW, WATCH THE SUNRISE... RUNNING FROM THE SHADOWS, DAMN YOUR LOVE, DAMN YOUR LIES....*
Customer: What the...?
McDonald's employee: I'm sorry, ma'am. We accidentally gave you the Fleetwood Mac.
McDonald's employee: Here you go, ma'am.
*From the bag, you hear LISTEN TO THE WIND BLOW, WATCH THE SUNRISE... RUNNING FROM THE SHADOWS, DAMN YOUR LOVE, DAMN YOUR LIES....*
Customer: What the...?
McDonald's employee: I'm sorry, ma'am. We accidentally gave you the Fleetwood Mac.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I asked my partner if she wanted to have sex on the hood of my Honda Civic.
She declined, saying it had to be on her own Accord.
She declined, saying it had to be on her own Accord.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
What happens if your team loses on St. Patrick's Day?
It's game clover.
It's game clover.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
O U T.
Sorry I spaced out.
Sorry I spaced out.
SonofSouthie
Misanthrope
How do you make a pool table laugh?
Stick your hand in it's pocket and tickle the balls.
Stick your hand in it's pocket and tickle the balls.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
I don't work on Fridays, I make appearances
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Why did the cows go to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back
It was the pot calling the cattle back