MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Fridge 2022: Because America Needs to Chill the Fuck Out.
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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same
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Fridge 2022: Because America Needs to Chill the Fuck Out.
SonofSouthie
Misanthrope
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Mouthwash.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Probiotics are biotics that get paid.
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
There's one solution.
aparch
Well-known member
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the ref calling a fowl.
He heard the ref calling a fowl.
SonofSouthie
Misanthrope
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said, "I should tell you I have acute angina." The old man says, "I hope so. You sure don't have cute t*ts."
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
I lost my pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD.
... cuts like a knife ...
... cuts like a knife ...
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I found a great dating app for arsonists.
Lots of great matches.
Lots of great matches.
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES: ATD - at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT - bring your own teeth. FWIW - forgot where I was. GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? LMDO - laughing my dentures out. OMMR - on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. TTYL - talk to you louder! Repost to share a laugh!!
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Should definitely start something with her.
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
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MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Dreamt I was a muffler last night and woke up exhausted.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable!
Never mind, it's tearable!
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
There are 6 wolves inside of you.
One's drunk, but they're sober.
One's young, and they're underpaid.
One's tired, but they're working, yeah
One cares, but they're restless
One's here, but they're really gone
One's wrong, and they're sorry, baby
AND WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO IS THAT EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE QUITE ALRIGHT...
One's drunk, but they're sober.
One's young, and they're underpaid.
One's tired, but they're working, yeah
One cares, but they're restless
One's here, but they're really gone
One's wrong, and they're sorry, baby
AND WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO IS THAT EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE QUITE ALRIGHT...