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News Release – January 31, 2010 – Waterville, Me. In a post-mortem of an encounter between a herd of domestic animals and a group of humans (the White Mules and Lord Jeffs), The Maine Department of Health confirms the first seasonal outbreak of West Mile virus in the Northeast.
West Mile virus is a transmissible disease prevalent in the MidWest and thought to be carried by insects. West Mile is so named because of its preponderance in the Midwestern US and the exacerbation of its effects when accompanied by long-mileage bus trips. Domestic animals and humans who work and play outdoors (pointers and foresters) are primarily at risk and are urged to use insect repellant, avoid long bus trips and limit “walks in the park” – treating each hike with respect for mother nature (and the hockey gods). Overconfidence has been indicated as a contributing factor.
West Mile is characterized by playoff fever, sudden chills, inexplicable weakness of the body’s defenses and delusionary behavior. Lack of competent care can often affect the outcome as complaints of pain referee-all compound the issues. It can affect birds, animals and humans, but is particularly virulent in birds at this time of year -- causing psychosis, coma and even death. If the disease is caught in time, rush the afflicted party to its next opponent immediately and administer garbage cans full of invective to completely inoculate the virus from spreading all over the locker room floor. Turn the heat up as much as possible and exercise those demands all over the opponent in the next encounter – hoping that others will soon also experience a similar malaise at just the wrong time. With this outbreak the regional epidemic has spread and cross-species transmission is expected to continue throughout the season. Universal precautions are warranted. Wear proper clothing, drink plenty of tonic, get plenty of rest, speak softly and carry a big stick.
Well done PDS, well done! A Burely on the house for you.I hope Herring doesn't get lured away from Lake Forest to D1 the way the Melanie Salatino did from UWS. Its hard to think of what might have been if she had stuck around for 4 years...especially when her and Kegley teamed up :Granted Salty scored 61 points that year...but Herring could still do it.
all at 6s and 7s with yourself, I'm afraid:
