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A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

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ShirtlessBob said:
Me at age 25: why do adults like HGTV?
Now: Tile floors with THOSE cabinets? What's your problem, lady?
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If I have to watch one more couple on House Hunters demand granite countertops, hardwood floors, and stainless steel appliances, I'm gonna snap.
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

I also watch cooking shows the same way I watch sports.

"That's too much orange zest! Are you blind?"
"Grab the butter, you moron!"
"NOOOOOOO! Don't use the truffle oil!"
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
I also watch cooking shows the same way I watch sports.

"That's too much orange zest! Are you blind?"
"Grab the butter, you moron!"
"NOOOOOOO! Don't use the truffle oil!"
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"Terrible clock management!" :mad:
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
If I have to watch one more couple on House Hunters demand granite countertops, hardwood floors, and stainless steel appliances, I'm gonna snap.
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I have an ongoing argument with Dr. Mrs who loves that f-cking show. I am convinced the entire show is just an ad placed by those manufacturers.
 
Kepler said:
I have an ongoing argument with Dr. Mrs who loves that f-cking show. I am convinced the entire show is just an ad placed by those manufacturers.
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I'm also convinced every couple on that show sounds like this: "I'm a part-time kindergarten teacher and my husband hangs potatoes in garages for a living. We're looking for a downtown penthouse loft and our budget is 5 million dollars."
 
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Kepler said:
I have an ongoing argument with Dr. Mrs who loves that f-cking show. I am convinced the entire show is just an ad placed by those manufacturers.
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Fun fact - the redneck part of my family had a house they built on Big Pine Key, FL featured in that show a few years back. Right down to the "skeleton/pirate" my uncle keeps in the backyard.

HH International is better. Fewer demands, and often cuter couples (duh). :p
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
I'm also convinced every couple on that show sounds like this: "I'm a part-time kindergarten teacher and my husband hangs potatoes in garages for a living. We're looking for a downtown penthouse loft and our budget is 5 million dollars."
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They're always from SoCal or Scottsdale. Trust fund kids.

Did I mention we need a 90% estate tax?
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

I prefer Fixer Upper. Though Flip or Flop is so flippin predictable on blown estimates and the hidden disaster that will run the cost up by $10K.

I'm waiting for Tarik to whip out the gun and start blasting the walls.
 
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Kepler said:
I have an ongoing argument with Dr. Mrs who loves that f-cking show. I am convinced the entire show is just an ad placed by those manufacturers.
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I know a couple that was on the show. They had already bought their house. They were then instructed to try and say bad things about their house, and good things about the other houses (which were picked for them to look through) so that viewers will be guessing which house they picked.
"reality" tv at its reality-est
 
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wolverineTrumpet said:
I know a couple that was on the show. They had already bought their house. They were then instructed to try and say bad things about their house, and good things about the other houses (which were picked for them to look through) so that viewers will be guessing which house they picked.
"reality" tv at its reality-est
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This seems to be the standard practice. You can usually predict which house will be "chosen" because it's the one with no furniture in it. The others are still on the market and have stuff in them, but the lucky "winner" has already been vacated by the seller because the couple on the show has bought it.
 
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Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is willing to accept that it needs help.

Also, I opened a box of Suddenly Salad two hours ago, and I'm still waiting.
 
In a hotel lobby, a man accidentally elbows a woman in the chest. Man turns to the woman and says, "if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." Woman responds, "and if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 457."
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
Also, I opened a box of Suddenly Salad two hours ago, and I'm still waiting.
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"hey, what's up with those soft-boiled eggs you promised me awhile ago?"
-- [tearfully] I've been boiling them for nearly an hour and yet they are just as hard now as when I started....
 
joecct posted in the science thread about a toilet seat that tells you how much weight you lost after taking a dump. So what's the name for this toilet seat? The sh-tbit?
 
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