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A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

Ghost: BOOOOOOOO!

Me: Are you trying to scare me?

Ghost: No, you suck.
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

Inventor of Glue: You know, I bet if we melt that horse over there, we could use what's left to stick stuff to other stuff.

Me: Dude, are you okay?
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

Sorry Miss, but Henny Youngman you ain't.
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

What does a lesbian bring on a first date?

A U-Haul.
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

MissThundercat said:
What does a lesbian bring on a first date?

A U-Haul.
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I have a friend who would tell me all of the various lesbian jokes back in the day. That might have been the first one she told me. Still funny. :)
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

Lesbian Bachelorette would be 13 episodes of "I don't know if she likes me likes me."
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

"I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early." -- Jack Benny
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

A: Will I be alright, Doc?
B: I don't know, mercury's in Uranus.
A: I don't do that astrology stuff!
B: Me neither; my thermometer just broke!
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

Rando: Wait... you're trans?
Me: I don't know... it started off as a one month free trial, but I forgot to cancel it, so here I am.
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

MissThundercat said:
Rando: Wait... you're trans?
Me: I don't know... it started off as a one month free trial, but I forgot to cancel it, so here I am.
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If you seriously said this to somebody I hereby high five you from 1500 miles off.
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

Can you tell me if the skulls of my enemies are dishwasher safe?
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

Q: What do you trust more than the government?

A: The ads on PornHub telling me girls within 3 miles of me want to hook up.
 
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

Want to hear a self-depricating joke?

Not really.

Good call. I'd have messed it up anyway.
 
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