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A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
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UncleRay
M-A-I-N-E, GooOOO, Blue!
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
There are two groups of people on this planet: those who break people into two groups and those who don't.
There are two groups of people on this planet: those who break people into two groups and those who don't.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
My hobbies include eating and thinking about the next time I will be eating.
My hobbies include eating and thinking about the next time I will be eating.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
The secret to inner peace is simple: don't read the comments.
The secret to inner peace is simple: don't read the comments.
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
That is a new one to a few people, and appreciated by many, many more. Got a few hundred likes on the Tweeter Machine when I posted that response (to something or other) a few weeks ago.
FadeToBlack&Gold
Microlot Marxist
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Indeed. I've had far better discussions with Trump voters in-person, than I ever have on social media. And none of them ended with anything less than a handshake and agreement to disagree.
Indeed. I've had far better discussions with Trump voters in-person, than I ever have on social media. And none of them ended with anything less than a handshake and agreement to disagree.
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
TYPICAL LIBERAL CONCEDING TO WHATEVER IS THE POPULAR THING OF THE DAY. TOTAL WISHY-WASHY PERSONALITY. THIS IS WHY AMERICA NEEDS TO BE MADE GREAT AGAIN. STAND FOR YOUR BELIEFS!
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TYPICAL LIBERAL CONCEDING TO WHATEVER IS THE POPULAR THING OF THE DAY. TOTAL WISHY-WASHY PERSONALITY. THIS IS WHY AMERICA NEEDS TO BE MADE GREAT AGAIN. STAND FOR YOUR BELIEFS!
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FadeToBlack&Gold
Microlot Marxist
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
I'm just a TOTAL CUCK. What else I can say? I bow to you superior ALPHA MALES, even if your dicks are smaller.
Also, I'm center-left, not LIBRUL, thank you very much. LIBRUL is the territory of Kep, rufus, and trixie.
TYPICAL LIBERAL CONCEDING TO WHATEVER IS THE POPULAR THING OF THE DAY. TOTAL WISHY-WASHY PERSONALITY. THIS IS WHY AMERICA NEEDS TO BE MADE GREAT AGAIN. STAND FOR YOUR BELIEFS!
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I'm just a TOTAL CUCK. What else I can say? I bow to you superior ALPHA MALES, even if your dicks are smaller.
Also, I'm center-left, not LIBRUL, thank you very much. LIBRUL is the territory of Kep, rufus, and trixie.
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Thank you for appreciating the joke. I'm center-right, not The Centrist as dubbed by King LIBRUL Scoobs.
I'm just a TOTAL CUCK. What else I can say? I bow to you superior ALPHA MALES, even if your dicks are smaller.
Also, I'm center-left, not LIBRUL, thank you very much. LIBRUL is the territory of Kep, rufus, and trixie.
Thank you for appreciating the joke. I'm center-right, not The Centrist as dubbed by King LIBRUL Scoobs.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
It's hard when some people ARE the comments, though.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Vince Vaughn, Robert De Niro, and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together.
Vaughn says "I'll produce"
De Niro says "I'll direct"
McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"
Vince Vaughn, Robert De Niro, and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together.
Vaughn says "I'll produce"
De Niro says "I'll direct"
McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Pride was this month. I think Wrath is next month.
Pride was this month. I think Wrath is next month.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
"Wow, three tattoos... those are permanent, you know."
Yeah, you have three kids... those are pretty **** permanent, Janice.
"Wow, three tattoos... those are permanent, you know."
Yeah, you have three kids... those are pretty **** permanent, Janice.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
How to win an argument on the Internet (or here on USCHO):
1. Shut off your computer
2. Go outside
3. Do something fun.
How to win an argument on the Internet (or here on USCHO):
1. Shut off your computer
2. Go outside
3. Do something fun.
FadeToBlack&Gold
Microlot Marxist
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Someone left a grocery list in this cart that said "coffee and sh-t".... so my soulmate is out there.
And I'm sorry your day started with a drink made of ground up vegetables.
Someone left a grocery list in this cart that said "coffee and sh-t".... so my soulmate is out there.
And I'm sorry your day started with a drink made of ground up vegetables.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Buying fruits and vegetables and letting them rot is an important first step in buying fruits and vegetables.
Likewise, putting on workout clothes and not working out is an important first step in working out.
Fruits and vegetables rot faster when you're the one who buys them.
Buying fruits and vegetables and letting them rot is an important first step in buying fruits and vegetables.
Likewise, putting on workout clothes and not working out is an important first step in working out.
Fruits and vegetables rot faster when you're the one who buys them.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you didn't like it.
I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you didn't like it.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
I bought my boyfriend a get better soon card... not that he's sick or anything, he just needs to get better.
I bought my boyfriend a get better soon card... not that he's sick or anything, he just needs to get better.
SonofSouthie
Misanthrope
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'