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A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

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Kepler said:
Boys joke like that. Men are more creative.
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The national averages for an adult is a person who reads at a tenth grade level. Now extrapolate that for jokes told by men. Tell me again how men joke vs. how boys joke.
 
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St. Clown said:
The national averages for an adult is a person who reads at a tenth grade level. Now extrapolate that for jokes told by men. Tell me again how men joke vs. how boys joke.
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Most adult males are emotionally frozen forever with the intellect, maturity, and wisdom of a 10th grader.
 
My boyfriend: oh grow up. You can't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Me: I don't need this. There are singles in this area dying to meet me.
 
I'm not upset with Disney for lying to me about finding my Prince Charming. I'm more upset about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
 
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joecct said:
Put 15 MENSA men in a locked room for 30 minutes and you end up with a room of jibbering idiots.
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MENSA, maybe. But I've been in plenty of rooms of adult men that didn't descend into this kind of stupidity. Not because it's "wrong," but because it's boring.
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
I'm not upset with Disney for lying to me about finding my Prince Charming. I'm more upset about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
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If this is original you should be able to retire on the royalties. It's brilliant.
 
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So as to offend neither brunettes nor blondes ...

Kepler and Handyman are walking down the street one day.
Kep asks Handy, "What's further away: Florida or the moon?"
Handy replies, "Well, duh, I can see the moon from here."
 
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The frustrated cannibal walked away and threw up his arms.

What'd the cannibal do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her < bleep >.

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls.
 
If I have kids, and they come out as LGBT, wonderful!

If I have kids, and I catch them commenting on YouTube videos, then I failed as a parent.
 
Last year for Thanksgiving, I bought these Cowboy Ribeye steaks from Sam's Club. Cooked them medium rare and served with mashed potatoes.

Halfway through, I felt like a pig. After I cleaned my plate, I felt I should be crowned Champion of Champions.
 
Woman cleans her son's room and finds bondage gear and fetish magazines. She asks her husband "what do I do?" Husband responds "I don't know, but you better not ****ing spank him!"
 
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