a. Vigorously enforce the Magnitsky Act to punish Putin and his kleptocrat buddies. Shut down their business activities in the US. Nothing. Nada.
b. NATO goes to a higher state of readiness
Stupid. This is not NATO's problem. Ukraine should have joined if they wanted NATO's protection. Typical conservative bailing out people who won't help themselves (see Iraq)
c. Move US Navy units into the Black Sea
Dumb. If nobody is talking US military strikes, why are we moving the Navy there. 
d. Make it clear going forward that we will match or exceed any Russian financial offers to Ukraine.
Already done. Try to keep up, will ya?
e. Make it clear going forward that we consider the government in Kiev to be the only legitimate Ukrainian government.
Again, already done, hence Kerry's trip to Kiev.
f. Put Ukrainian NATO membership on the table once this crisis is over.
Umm...shouldn't Ukraine have thought of this earlier? They can get in the back of the line
g. Establish a sanctions regime to punish Russia and Putin.
Again, already in the works but you need to coordinate with allies to do so.
h. Make it clear the United States is moving forward with the Keystone
Pipeline and other measures to enhance our energy independence. And
that we will provide for the energy needs of our friends in eastern Europe.
Unrelated. Keystone will take years to come on line. Right wing wet dream request.
i. Get whatever we can from the Security Council, even though Russia would
veto any resolution condemning them.
I thought the UN was useless? Make up your mind.
j. Get the EU foreign ministers, plus the United States, to issue the strongest
possible condemnation of Russia, with assurances that we're prepared to
punish them economically.
Once again, already in the works. Pay attention.
k. Expel Russia from the G-8 (they should have never been permitted to join).
Under consideration as we write. Again, need allies to go along. Stop getting your news from Sarah Palin.
l. Send Rambo over there to teach the Rooskies a lesson once and for all.
This one I can get behind.