My thoughts on how the rest of the B's season plays out....
1) Under the title of "insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" Coach Julien is fired before the end of the season despite team stocked with AHL players and overpriced contracts (Wheeler, Bergeron, Lucic) making it impossible to make any deals to improve team.
2) Bruins manage to lure Scotty Bowman out of retirement to fulfill his desire to coach every team in the league at least once. AHL level stiffs in awe of playing for legend put out 150% effort down the stretch, but team still barely misses playoffs.
3) Ownership inexplicably announces that Bowman will not be asked to return next year, and instead team is looking for a new (as in "cheaper") direction. After exhaustive search, Tim Army is lured from Providence Friars for the cheapest contract for a pro coach since the 1950's and the promise of all you can eat free nachos at Legends after each game.
4) During the offseason, Chiarelli surprises all draft analysts and instead of drafting desperately needed scoring, swings a deal with Ottawa trading top pick for rights to Eric Gryba. Also announced 4M a year, 3 year contract extensions for Wideman and Bitz, explaining that "they're playing as well as the other guys making 4M a year, so we had to be fair".
5) Team announces yet another rebranding effort, this time named "Its Called - A Cure for Insomnia". In official Bruins program, the word "backchecking" mentioned 5,000 times.
6) Season tickets once again sell out, owner Monty Burns seen having "money fight" with Smithers up in private box during one game a year that he attends.