118th Congress - Neutered Dog Attempts to Legislate

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Hopeful it gets exposed. He is the Speaker though. Lots of power. He'll probably successfully hide it all.

I'll bet that he doesn't, but the fascists will just plug their ears and say it's fake news.

 

[Kepler]

"You have freedumb OF religion, not freedumb FROM religion, hurrdurrrr" used to be common conservative wit.

But by religion they mean, of course, exclusively the One True Faith.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Better yet, some journo will figure out where Johnson hides his nest egg, but they'll save it for a tell-all book due out in 2026.

 

[Kepler]

It's all invested in child porn.

 

[Handyman]

Wr now have a candidate to replace Dean Philips for my district

https://www.ronharrisforcongress.com/

Wow cool story!

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

It's all invested in child porn.

Or adult homosexual porn

 

[Handyman]

Better yet, some journo will figure out where Johnson hides his nest egg, but they'll save it for a tell-all book due out in 2026.

I mean that is a lock!

 

[MissThundercat]

Or adult homosexual porn

Trans/sissy porn.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Trans/sissy porn.

Porque no los dos?

 

[MissThundercat]

Porque no los dos?

And throw in furries for good measure.

 

[Jimjamesak]

And throw in furries for good measure.

I thought that was implied?

 

[MissThundercat]

I thought that was implied?

So was BDSM?

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Reports that AIPEC will spend $100m to defeat the squad next year.

gross

 

[burd]

But by religion they mean, of course, exclusively the One True Faith.

Don't you guys worry just a little what will happen if the Man in the sky is? Surely you have your hedges.

Or do you just trust your gut that you will have time to flip?

 

[Jimjamesak]

Don't you guys worry just a little what will happen if the Man in the sky is? Surely you have your hedges.

Judging by the people who would be going to heaven in that situation, hell seems preferable.

 

[burd]

Judging by the people who would be going to heaven in that situation, hell seems preferable.

So doubling down helps? Man, when I turned 70, I a tiny seed of doubt crept in. Maybe it was just a 1% doubt, but it's the wager--eternal damnation. Thinking of going Catholic. They know hell.

 

[dxmnkd316]

I think there was some truly deep personal issues between McCarthy and others as well, where there isn't any with the current speaker.

He was likely a superdouche in a sea of douches.

 

[dxmnkd316]

And throw in furries for good measure.

He's a Tech grad?

 

[dxmnkd316]

Reports that AIPEC will spend $100m to defeat the squad next year.

gross

I really can't believe aipac and its employees don't have to register as foreign

 

[rufus]

Don't you guys worry just a little what will happen if the Man in the sky is? Surely you have your hedges.

Or do you just trust your gut that you will have time to flip?

Or, we just live our lives trying not to be azzholes to other people.

Don't need some fictional book to tell us how.