Kepler
Cornell Big Red
That the whole town (D.C.) is a powderkeg just waiting to blow.
Nope, none of us care. The derps get up in front of the cameras and do their drag act, then get down and go back to Alexandria.
The rubes back home may go supercritical and start driving homemade tanks into city hall, but nobody in this town is even raising an eyebrow. We're all boring bureaucrats exhausted from shipping little Eric and Erika to and from soccer practice.
Just keep the lights on since contractors don't get back paid for stoppages.
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