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Lucia Apologist
It’s weird to me how this has been the universal reaction from Minnesotans. Like that is a level of pain I can not comprehend.
Bill Simmons on the Vikings:
Additional Thoughts: As Geoff said on my podcast, "If there's any upside [from Sunday's loss], it's that no city will be willing to lure the Vikings away." I bumped them ahead of Buffalo only because of their unparalleled streak: Every 10 years or so, they rip the intestines out of their fans. Happened in 1975 (the Hail Mary), 1988 (Darren Nelson), 1998 (Gary Anderson) and 2009 (12 men). ... By the way, none of those were the four lost Super Bowls. Not even the Red Sox annihilated their fans at such a consistently efficient pace.
Also, 55-doughnut. Blair Walsh. The Metrodome Roof.
The Twins:
The losing streak in the playoffs is now a record IIRC. They tried to contract us, not move us, contract us.
North Stars:
Literally left
The Wild:
Useless
The Lakers:
Literally left
The Wolves:
Just so thoroughly inept. THey had Kevin Garnet in his prime. And he could only drag them to the conference finals. have we even made the playoffs without KG?
The Gophers:
Only Final Four vacated for academic fraud
Haven't been to the Rose Bowl since my Dad was in high school. There's the Wisconsin punt block in the end zone. The epic collapse vs. michigan in the 4th that killed glen mason.
Lou Boltz. Wacker. Tim. Fucking. Brewster.
Our greatest wrestling coach was fired because his program was running a drug cartel.
Only the Lynx, Gopher women's hockey, Gopher dance line, and men's hockey have been bright spots in my lifetime. I guess the Twins won two WS titles too, but see above.