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World Cup Soccer XVII: There can only be ONE!!!11!!!

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So...the Germans are sending death threats to the Octopus.

Really guys?

Wow. Hilarious.

http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,5775630,00.html

Spain's political leaders are worried about the safety of the oracle octopus who correctly predicted Germany's defeat to Spain in the World Cup semifinals, as Germans demand a public roasting.

Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero is fearful for Paul the octopus's health.

"We will send Paul a team of bodyguards," he joked after Spain's win over Germany at the World Cup in South Africa on Wednesday.

His environment minister, Elena Espinosa, would even like to file for endangered species status so that Germans do not eat Paul.

No wonder - after the German team's defeat, German newspapers and websites were filled with suggestions of what to do with Paul. Most involved cooking and eating him.

The two-year-old octopus has become a global celebrity for his uncanny ability to predict the winner of all Germany's matches by choosing to eat a morsel of food from boxes draped with the flags of the German team and their rivals.

Four times he chose the Germans and they won; twice he correctly chose the rival team.

On Friday, fans from Spain and the Netherlands will be anxiously watching Paul's pick for the Spain-Netherlands final on Sunday, while Germans are hoping for a third place finish in Saturday's Germany-Uruguay match.

Networks in Germany, Spain and the Netherlands are planning live coverage of Paul's picks.

Author: Dagmar Breitenbach (dpa/Reuters)
Editor: Martin Kuebler

http://www.thestar.com/sports/soccer/article/833539--octopus-oracle-unfazed-by-death-threats

Paul, the octopus with the perfect score predicting World Cup wins, is unfazed by threats to turn him into paella after Germany’s loss to Spain.

“He has very good people looking after him,” says Ellie Cowley, spokeswoman for Sea Life Aquariums.

“He’s definitely safe,” says Daniel Fey, entertainment director and Paul specialist at Oberhausen Sea Life Aquarium in Berlin, where the psychic octopus does his celebrity choices.

“People send us recipes in threats, but most of the people, even in Germany, are so intelligent they can see Germany lost because they didn’t play as well as the Spanish,” says Fey, clearly a risk-taker himself.

German newspapers report that some of Paul’s bitterly disappointed fans chanted anti-octopus songs in the main square at the end of Wednesday’s loss to Spain.

A multilingual din on Facebook and Twitter has erupted of people cheering him (Pulpo Paul, the Spanish word for octopus, is the highest trending topic on Twitter) or threatening to consign him to a pan with some lemon, garlic and olive oil.

On live TV at 5 a.m. Toronto time Friday, Paul will attempt to extend his unbeaten streak of World Cup predictions by forecasting the Germany-Uruguyan runner-up match on Saturday, followed quickly by two new flag-covered tanks of mussels and his favourite for the Spain-Netherlands final on Sunday.

In the meantime, “he sleeps a lot,” says Fey. In octopus years, Paul is quite old, so he’s unlikely to make it to the 2014 World Cup.

“It’s all balanced and unbiased,” says Cowley, who insists the mussels in each tank are the same. “They’re very intelligent creatures. Very sensitive.”

So Paul will no doubt be delighted that Spain’s celebrity chef Jose Andres was so pleased with Paul and Spain’s win that he has taken octopus off the menu in his restaurant Jaleo in Bethesda, Maryland.

“He knows what people are saying, of course.” Cowley reminded the Star.
Seriously, the octopus is 6 for 6... that's amazing.

And I love the "anti-Octopus" songs... I wonder what those might have been. Were they to the tune of The Beatles' "Octopus' garden"?
 
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Anti-octopus songs?:confused:
 
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Re: World Cup Soccer XVII: There can only be ONE!!!11!!!

Good for him. Now we can pull out the old classic joke;

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup Final?


Yes, the answer is The Referee!!



[because one would never actually be playing...]
 
Re: World Cup Soccer XVII: There can only be ONE!!!11!!!

I'm disappointed that they don't sell the official Celtic toaster. I toasts the word "Celtic" on your bread...

Scottish people are odd.

The Celtic toaster could have been used to burn Protestant Gers fans as well.
 
Re: World Cup Soccer XVII: There can only be ONE!!!11!!!

And your 2010 World Cup Knockout Round Virus Championship is... the USA vs. Mexico!
 
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I'm going orange Sunday although I think Spain has the advantage in talent...I'm betting that the dutch are more aggressive in the offensive 3rd early and will get on the board first which allows them to win 2-1.
 
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May as well do it anyway. It's not like he'll live to see Euro 2012, much less Brazil 2014.

I can google it but what is the life expectancy of a captive octopus or do you expect him to end up sleeping with the fishes?:D
 
Re: World Cup Soccer XVII: There can only be ONE!!!11!!!

Online it seems to suggest Octopi live for only a year or two. He's not making it to 2012 in all likelihood.
 
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