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What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

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bigmrg74 said:
This is a reason why that the Lifers should be allowed to wack anybody they want to in prison without punishment. Or at least being able to rape them to within an inch of their life.
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Yeah, because the guy in prison on a two-year drug sentence deserves to be killed by a lifer. :rolleyes:
 
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bigmrg74 said:
This is a reason why that the Lifers should be allowed to wack anybody they want to in prison without punishment. Or at least being able to rape them to within an inch of their life.
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I think you were looking for Redstate or Free Republic.
 
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I lived in OR for 5 years and traveled extensively throughout the PNW and most of the mountain west, from Alberta down to Wyoming. I never saw a bear.

And now this sh-t is happening right outside my office window in the DC SMSA.
 
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That's just... wow. Greedy Parents Ruin Easter Egg Hunt

Greedy parents ruined Easter in Connecticut, violently shoving kids to the ground to snatch up all the eggs for themselves during a chaotic holiday event.

More than 9,000 eggs were hidden on three separate fields for families to find Saturday in the third annual Easter egg hunt at the PEZ Visitor Center in Orange.

But parents blew off the staggered start times, designated by age group, and rushed the fields, tearing down the posted rules and leaving bewildered youngsters in tears.

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“Grown adults pushing 3 & 4 year olds [sic] to get plastic eggs with some PEZ candy inside,” one mom wrote on Facebook. “This is how truly pathetic society has become. We watched the same thing occurring for all age groups. I guess even 9 year olds can’t pick up their own eggs.”
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joecct said:
Drones will be the solution. Drone Mom and Dad will guide Junior / Princess through the field to acquire the most eggs.

Then, like 100 years ago, the drones will be armed and we'll have air to air combat hundreds of feet above the ground for air supremacy.
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Just mix a few grenades in with the eggs, set to go off if the pressure and distribution is from an adult hand. Many problems solved.

Also, stop holding these events in towns where people in the financial services sector live.

You know, the heartening thing is that because each generation revolts against the specific weakness of their parents, people born between 2010 and 2030 will be the best American parents in a hundred years. We just need to survive until 1/1/2040 and then write off everyone over 30.
 
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Kepler said:
Just mix a few grenades in with the eggs, set to go off if the pressure and distribution is from an adult hand. Many problems solved.

Also, stop holding these events in towns where people in the financial services sector live.

You know, the heartening thing is that because each generation revolts against the specific weakness of their parents, people born between 2010 and 2030 will be the best American parents in a hundred years. We just need to survive until 1/1/2040 and then write off everyone over 30.
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I also want a parent science fair. After all, they're doing most of junior's project anyway.
 
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Kepler said:
I lived in OR for 5 years and traveled extensively throughout the PNW and most of the mountain west, from Alberta down to Wyoming. I never saw a bear.

And now this sh-t is happening right outside my office window in the DC SMSA.
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I've only seen one bear in the wildlife my whole life, and oddly enough, it was last year coming back from Houghton, MI (cutting through northern WI). Middle of day, sunny out, going down Hwy 2 in WI, and yup, there was a bear running towards the road. Stopped about 50 yards away, and turned back towards the tree line. It was a big *er, too.
 
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Brenthoven said:
I've only seen one bear in the wildlife my whole life, and oddly enough, it was last year coming back from Houghton, MI (cutting through northern WI). Middle of day, sunny out, going down Hwy 2 in WI, and yup, there was a bear running towards the road. Stopped about 50 yards away, and turned back towards the tree line. It was a big *er, too.
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I'm pretty sure the first bear you see in person is the biggest thing you'll ever see in your life. :)

In Lake Louise we saw where a bear had helped itself to the outdoor bar. As in, he wandered in one day, ate the pretzels, got mad there were no more pretzels, ripped the bar (a huge carved wooden beam running 60 feet) out, tilted it over his shoulder and casually crushed the liquor display. It must have weighed about 600-700 pounds.
 
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Kepler said:
I'm pretty sure the first bear you see is the biggest thing you'll ever see in your life. :-)
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Naw, saw a moose or two back in the day when I visited a buddy in Two Harbors MN on occasion. He drove semi-trucks, and he even said: see a moose dart out? You put the truck in the ditch. Period. :eek:
 
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Brenthoven said:
Naw, saw a moose or two back in the day when I visited a buddy in Two Harbors MN on occasion. He drove semi-trucks, and he even said: see a moose dart out? You put the truck in the ditch. Period. :eek:
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I've heard that. When I worked for an ambulance company, we had a truck that hit a moose. It went from a normal ambulance to looking like one of those flat fronted school buses.
 
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bostonewe said:
I've heard that. When I worked for an ambulance company, we had a truck that hit a moose. It went from a normal ambulance to looking like one of those flat fronted school buses.
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Worst part was...he was driving a flat-front semi. :eek: Deer: that'll break your legs. Moose? You might live.
 
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Only bear I saw was with myself and another friend in the car. Something was in the road, I started to slow and it took off. We both looked at eachother like "was that really...?" No one believed us, but there have been multiple bear sightings in the area since then.
 
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joecct said:
Re #2. We've done this before. Think back to the SNL show with Daniel J. Travanti and Larry the Lobster.
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And Andy Kaufman, I know. But I half expect CNN to start arranging terrorist attacks for ratings. Entertainment has become reality.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Naw, saw a moose or two back in the day when I visited a buddy in Two Harbors MN on occasion. He drove semi-trucks, and he even said: see a moose dart out? You put the truck in the ditch. Period. :eek:
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That's what I thought of too. Moose make black bears look like cute puppies. Bear: 250 lbs. Moose: 1,000+
Grizzlies, though, would intimidate me. I haven't seen any of those in the U.P. berry patches.
 
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